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Akirasfriend

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No, not really a remake. Not a remake at all, in fact. An homage at best.
Check it out anyway, it's awesome.
 

Duck Sandwich

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TRANSFORMERS
I haven't seen it
But it seems unanimous
That the girl's hot

CHRISTMAS VACATION
Best Christmas ever
Bing Crosby tapdancing with
Danny Fuckin' Kay

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES 2: THE SECRET OF THE OOZE
Ninja! Ninja! Rap!
Go Ninja Go Ninja Go!
It's the green machine
 

Minic

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OCEAN'S ELEVEN (2001)
Rat Pack film remake
Great cast of cool characters
Really well written

HAPPY GILMORE
Pretty damn stupid
But nevertheless funny
Sandler's better years

THE MATRIX
Great storytelling
One of the best sci-fi films
Ignore the sequels

THE GOLDEN COMPASS
Lacking all emotion
They're always explaining plot
New blockbuster? Nah.
 

Hey Joe

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IKIRU
To live, then to die
The contemplation happens
When the snow comes down

ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND
What is memory?
Why do we recall the bad? *edit-you didn't see nuthin'*
But never the good?

CIDADE DE DEUS
Lil Ze and his gang
Rule the favelas from hell
Childhood lost in death
 

Copter400

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LOCK STOCK AND TWO SMOKING BARRELS
If I had a shirt
It would definitely say:
"Knives. Big, fuck-off shiny ones."
 

FavouredEnemy

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Haikus are easy:
Five; seven; five; a season.
Don't forget that bit.

(A haiku has to reference a season to be a 'proper' haiku. This can be most easily achieved by adding 'in spring' somewhere)