Films that you regret watching

[TheLizardKing]

Dragonball Evolution.
WHY.

 

[Unia]

Shelter
Started out as an interesting psychological thriller, devolved into plain stupid. All the talk about whether the characters believe in God should have been a warning to me. The two main characters do a complete 180 and the plot doesn't hold up even with it's own logic.

 

[pearcinator]

Starship Troopers 2 (2004) - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0367093/

Completely fucked up what made the 1st one so good. I haven't seen the 3rd one, nor do I want to.

Spawn (1997) - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120177/

What a shit movie! Some of the "special effects" looked worse than N64 graphics!



That's my top two least favourite movies that I have seen. I know there are definitely worse out there but I haven't seen them so yeah...these are the ones I regret watching the most.

 

[keiji_Maeda]

A serbian film, i can "get" the fact about how it symbolizes the pain suffered from the group of people who've beeen abused, disenfranchised and spat at.

But that movie didn't really make me hark at the cause.

and human catterpillar. Piece of S.

I'm literally laughing at the concept of the human caterpillar... That should be made into a film I swear.

You laugh at me, but gaze yee at your demise and quake in fear!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Acharia_stimulea_0795036.jpg

 

[Pebblig]

"Napoleon Dynamite", "Dan in Real Life" and "Bablyon A.D".The latter two you would actually have to pay me a significant amount of money to re-watch, absolutley awful.

EDIT: And the "Eragon" movie (Just saw someone else mention it). I saw it a year or two after reading the book...and it seemed to bastardise the book and ruined it for me.

 

[KingHodor]

Also, the whole "This is a diary of our own molestation by the Serbian government... It's about the monolithic power of leaders who hypnotize you to do things you don't want to do. You have to feel the violence to know what it's about." Is fucking bullshit, Its purely for shock value, nothing more, nothing less.

I wouldn't be so sure to dismiss it out of hand - the Serbs have been making... "controversial" arthouse flicks for decades now, even while still under the yoke of their socialist dictator Tito.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweet_Movie

Plus, its not like the political message of a Serbian film is never hinted at during the movie (all the talk about "victimhood" as the last remaining Serbian commodity; the wife mentions that "Vukmir" sounds like the name of someone who's on trial for war crimes in The Hague; Vukmir is a trained psychologist, like the real-life Serb war criminal Karadzic...)

See Brows Held High for a pretty information-heavy, unbiased review of the movie
http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/teamt/oancitizen/brows-held-high/32205-a-serbian-film

 

[TheEvilGenius]

The Eragon Movie: This film took a mediocre novel and did everything they could to make it terrible. At least I got to watch it with friends and we had a blast riffing on it.

I liked the Eragon novels, but I agree the movie was absolutely atrocious.

Also, Kenshin is the shit.

 

[TWEWYFan]

Drag Me to Hell
I know a lot of people liked that movie but to me it seemed to truly live up to its name.

 

[Broady Brio]

This Must Be the Place.
That movie made me fall asleep.

Legend of the Overfiend.
Dicks. That is all.

 

[ninjaRiv]

Heavy Metal. Great sound track but the film is so boring and pointless.

 

[ChaplainOrion]

Some IFC film where a girl slits her wrist and sprays blood all over her room and another guy puts his head in an oven. That creeped me out, and also someone in that movie got killed with a tomato can.

 

[Kodlak]

Babylon A.D. it built up an interesting setting only to suddenly finish using easy ways out to try and wrap the film up quickly.

 

[Pebblig]

Babylon A.D. it built up an interesting setting only to suddenly finish using easy ways out to try and wrap the film up quickly.

It was a really dissatisfying movie, it's probably up there as the worst film I've ever seen ):

 

[AgentLampshade]

My friends and I rented Thee Human Centipede for what they described as "bragging rights" at having seen such a film. I'm just glad there was a laptop available so I could distract myself from it.

EDIT: And the Hitman movie. Load of shit.

 

[IPunchWithMyFists]

Easily 'Repo: The Genetic Opera'. What trash.

Eraserhead.

I am traumatized for life now.

Damn I love that movie. Not that one can't have a differing opinion, the Voltaire quote and all that but goddamn I love that movie.

 

[DSK-]

I think the worst I have seen Blues Brothers 2000. I was watching it with my parents and we all falling asleep and pissed off. I think in the end we all walked out and went bowling instead.

The first one was so epic and this...was a very boring, lacklustre re-hash from what I can remember.

And then Dragon Ball: Evolution. ROFL.

 

[otakon17]

Steven Spielburg's A.I. was the most depressing movie I've seen, and right before CHRISTMAS when was I saw it on it's opening week. I refuse to ever watch that movie again.

On another hand, Seed of Chucky since it without a doubt the WORSE movie I have ever seen. You have sunk to a COMPLETE low when you pay $40 USD to see a child's doll masturbate to horror/gore magazines, ANOTHER doll flash her definition-less tits at you and then see the latter doll impregnate a woman with a TURKEY BASTER FULL OF DOLL SEMEN.

... Excuse me, I need some brain bleach now, here is some for you too.

 

[Ctmnt08]

My Freshman year of college, my roommate left the TV on the channel that showed a set of 3-4 movies in a rotation. Since we were getting to know one another, we'd just hang out and watch the films. Anyhow, that little tradition ended after he and I watched Catwoman. The one starring Halle Berry.


I'm so ashamed.

 

[Syzygy23]

Napoleon Dynamite.

God, was it unfunny. Those hours of my life were wasted. I want to sue.

Painfully unfunny. I enjoy quirky, offbeat humor as much as the next guy, but ND was just excruciating.

Yet that movie made a fuckton of money. I REALLY don't understand it.

When that movie came out, you sudden;y couldn't throw a rock at my school without hitting some kid with a "Vote 4 Pedro" shirt.

What the HELL is so funny about the phrase "Vote 4 Pedro"?