Wow, someone else knows of that movie. I haven't seen it, but I've heard about it. Very disturbing stuff.chiggerwood said:
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But that movie and its predecessor, Megashark vs Giant Octopus, are incredibly good fun. They're meant to be mocked. All you gotta do is watch it with some friends. Hilarity ensues. I can't tell you how often my friends and I quote these movies and the jokes we made whilst watching them.=y said:
Don't see it. If you're curious about don't be. I can't say that it's the worse thing I've ever seen, but it'd definitely make it into the top five with ease. It's vapid, soul sucking, and all throughout I was just wanting one thing. JUST ONE thing to happen that didn't make me hate everything.thebobmaster said:
Delgo.
I had heard of its legendary awfulness before, so when I was it was on Cartoon Network one day I had to check it out. I was hoping it would be "so bad it's good" to the same effect of something like Rocky Horror.
I was wrong.
It lived up to the talk surrounding it. It was just dumb, childish, and all-around sucky. I actually feel bad even writing this post about because it might inspire someone else to watch it. Because of this, allow me to enunciate my point once more:
DO
NOT
WATCH
DELGO
I had heard of its legendary awfulness before, so when I was it was on Cartoon Network one day I had to check it out. I was hoping it would be "so bad it's good" to the same effect of something like Rocky Horror.
I was wrong.
It lived up to the talk surrounding it. It was just dumb, childish, and all-around sucky. I actually feel bad even writing this post about because it might inspire someone else to watch it. Because of this, allow me to enunciate my point once more:
DO
NOT
WATCH
DELGO
Simple, the Avatar the last airbender movie was a horrid movie for butchering a series known for strong messages on life and civilization coated with clever humor and making it bland and insubstantial.
next was Adam Sandler's Funny people, for having nothing but cheap toilet humor and trying to sell it as a movie. Mentioning the male genitals is not comedy, it's just being childish.
next was Adam Sandler's Funny people, for having nothing but cheap toilet humor and trying to sell it as a movie. Mentioning the male genitals is not comedy, it's just being childish.
Echoing the Napolean Dynamite hate. My senior-year English class watched it and afterwards had to write a persuasive essay on it--mine was literally titled 'Why This Movie Sucked'.
Let's seeee....Knowing pissed me off at the end; they'd set it up to be a cool sci-fi, and then ruined it at the last minute with retarded religious crap.
Black Swan was really terrible; it might as well have been titled 'Natalie Portman Cries and Masturbates, also OW!'
Let's seeee....Knowing pissed me off at the end; they'd set it up to be a cool sci-fi, and then ruined it at the last minute with retarded religious crap.
Black Swan was really terrible; it might as well have been titled 'Natalie Portman Cries and Masturbates, also OW!'
The only thing I can think of is The Last Airbender.
As an adaptation it was poorly paced and badly told. An example would be when the gang reaches the Water bending kingdom to the north. When they meet the princess, Katara, who narrates the story, states that Sokka and the Princess became fast friends, and all that happened was the two just looked at each other for a few seconds.
As a movie, it just wasn't good at all. The story was rushed, the special effects aren't very good, characters were underdeveloped, it was just bad all around.
Also I remember watching this one dubbed foreign film that had a girl with a chainsaw on the cover. I don't remember what it was called, but my mother and I were scared by how visceral and violent it was, even for a slasher film. We couldn't get past to when the mom gasped for air despite the fact her throat was slit.
Needles to say, I didn't get very much sleep that night.
As an adaptation it was poorly paced and badly told. An example would be when the gang reaches the Water bending kingdom to the north. When they meet the princess, Katara, who narrates the story, states that Sokka and the Princess became fast friends, and all that happened was the two just looked at each other for a few seconds.
As a movie, it just wasn't good at all. The story was rushed, the special effects aren't very good, characters were underdeveloped, it was just bad all around.
Also I remember watching this one dubbed foreign film that had a girl with a chainsaw on the cover. I don't remember what it was called, but my mother and I were scared by how visceral and violent it was, even for a slasher film. We couldn't get past to when the mom gasped for air despite the fact her throat was slit.
Needles to say, I didn't get very much sleep that night.
Oh god, that movie scared the hell outta me when I was little. Especially that one scene where one rabbit was describing how the rabbits were getting trapped within their homes by the humans and suffocating to death. Makes me feel all claustrophobic just thinking about it. >_<tokae said:
Highlander 2. Should've stopped at 1.
Metropolitan; it's about a bunch of trust fund preppies who do nothing but go to lame pretentious parties. It's a total waste of time.
and Spiderman 2 "I dont want to be Spiderman." whiny *****.
Metropolitan; it's about a bunch of trust fund preppies who do nothing but go to lame pretentious parties. It's a total waste of time.
and Spiderman 2 "I dont want to be Spiderman." whiny *****.
I'm actually quite interested in knowing why it's bad and I already have a few ideas as to why it might be bad, but I want to hear from the horse's mouth as to why it's so terrible.PsychicTaco115 said:
OT:...probably Disaster Movie.(An appropriate title, don't you think?) Seriously, fuck that movie and all the other parody-no! Fuck all the reference movies!
You see, Scary Movie 1 was relatively alright because it was a parody. It stuck to one movie, Scream, simply parodying and exaggerating aspects of the movie while also relying on it's own type of humor. Everything after that descended into horribly paced movies with badly placed references and shitty gags.
I stuck with it. After everyone raved about it, I thought, 'This has to get better. Surely there is just one joke in this piece of shit that justifies my time.'Jonluw said:
They owe me that time. I will find a way to harvest time from that films creators, and they will pay.
He's just mad because his mom got eaten by dwarves in potato sacks and the movie brought flashbacks.AKDread said:
I, being a fan of the movie, thought moviebob was being a bit hyperbolic myself. He was reviewing it like it was a Casablanca-scale depiction of human relationships when all it was was a charming comic adaptation.anthony87 said:
I know it might be cliche, but really....Transformers 3. One and Two kinda hit that spot where they're still fun to make fun of, so I don't really mind them as MUCH, but Jesus Fucking Christ....The third one is just....Taxing. In many ways.
As for Highlander, I'll sum it up simply: There can be only one!GonzoGamer said:
As for Spider-Man 2, I'll just leave you with this: I disagree, and I think you are being a wee bit judgmental about a film that is based around him getting comfortable with the responsibility he bears.
Oh dear god, me and my friend coincidentally watched MSvs.GO on Netflix last night. We were having a casual conversation, and were quickly getting bored with the movie; and then the shark jumped out of the water and ate a plane. All in horrible effects. We laughed for 5 minutes straight.Imat said: