Akalistos said:
At least, you see there's some kind of thought behind those game.
The story is dumb and uninvolving. Exposition come from either a thesaurus or you own damn crazy imagination. They dress Vanille with as much clothing as Rikku from 10-2 but got her more annoying then Tidus, Cloud, Sephiroth and Squall OR as I like to call them all, the Issue team.
Tidus:"Why won't you love me daddy?" *burst in tears*
Cloud:" Who am i?" *Burst in tears*
Sephiroth:" Mother, look at me mom!" *Burst in tears*
Squall:" Why won't nobody like me?" *Burst in tears*
But hey, Sulking heroes work back then, so they make all of 13 characters like that.
It a fucking nightmare on paper and worst that the product exist in real life.
Dude ALL OF 'EM have problems:
FF9:
Zidane:"My people are gone..." *Bursts into tears*
Garnet:"My mommy wants to kill me even though shes not my mommy she just wants to use me like all the knights of pluto did...." *Bursts into tears cause everyone else is*
Vivi:"My lookalikes are robots-i must be one too!" *Bursts into tears/oil*
Kuja:"I hate you, and you and you. And me. And everything" *Bursts into evil laugh, then tears*
FF10-2:
Yuna:"Hes not dead. I saw him die, but hes not dead!" *Bursts into tears*
Rikku:"That b@tch said i looked fat in this mini skirt and bikini" *Bursts into tears*
Paine:"I'm only here as a Lulu wannabe" *Bursts into tears*
FF12:
Vaan:"I'll never be good enough for anybody" *Bursts into tears*
Penelo:"I secretly have a Vaan shrine. LOOOVVEEE MEEE VAAAAAANNN!!" *Bursts into tears*
Ashe:"My kingdom is ruled by an @$$." *Bursts into tears*
Bashe:"My twin is an @$$." *Bursts into tears*
Balthier:"I love you Fran (not really)"
Fran:"I love you Balthier (not really)"
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...
...
*Both burst into tears*
NOTE: FF is awesome, but its the character stories that are a bit of a joke.