Finish the sentence...

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Burgers
I haz Cheeseburger because...

 

[brtshstel]

they are the key to immortality and are the physical form of awesomeness.

A Cincinnati air freshener is...

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

...MADE OF PEOPLE!

I love my revolver because...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...it pwns so much...

I am zombie. I...

 

[Broken Orange]

want to have you for dinner. On the menu is...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...assorted body parts with brain as desert.

If you get sick, you will...

 

[x0ny]

.. vomit rainbows and butterflies.

"Wait a sec, I didn't order a sheppard's pie..."

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...I ordered a pie made of sheppard bits"

You bastard, you just...

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

...Finished my sentence"

"Where did you put my...

 

[Broken Orange]

...chocolate. why is there peanut butter...

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

... In my Garlic bread"

"You can...

 

[Discord]

....have a glass of port year 1983 and some chesse.

One time while playing chess...

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

...With Lord Loss,I lost my family.
Have some wine it will make you...

 

[Darth Caelum]

into an invincible alien overlord!

Now that i have achieved astral manipulation....

 

[ottenni]

I shall get a dictionary and discover what i just said.

Lets take the bat-mobile to the...

 

[Darth Caelum]

land of happy fairies that eat your eyes and shats them out as diamonds!

You are the most.....

 

[Discord]

...sticky and hyper indivisual I have ever seen.

This one time at Wal-Mart...

 

[CounterAttack]

I met the Penguin Mafia. God, they're scary.

I saw your fight against the...

 

[Glademaster_v1legacy]

Law but the law won.

It's my first day....

 

[Discord]

on the job and I need a office in the front so when 5 rolls around I can get out in a hurry!

If your all alone in the woods you know that...