Finish the sentence...

[LordMoose]

Bacon?! It's BACON!!!!

By the way, we have the results from your test, it's...

 

[LeonLethality]

...in dire need of more cowbell.

I decree this...

 

[Dr.Susse]

Dance club a sham.

When an African king leaves you his fortune over the internet you....

 

[LeonLethality]

...gratefully accept and find a week later...

 

[thefire]

it was fairy gold.

I just...

 

[LeonLethality]

...farted. (I'm so mature)

Be wary of that...

 

[The Warden]

Man, he looks suspicious.

Oh my god, why is that man...

 

[thefire]

on a trampoline on a freeway?

How is he...

 

[The Warden]

not being arrested for blocking traffic with a trampoline?

Why doesn't he...

 

[The Infinite]

just eat the damn thing.

It's not like...

 

[thefire]

he has taste buds.

Why wont it...

 

[LeonLethality]

...turn on stupid newfangled technology.

In my day...

 

[SuperTim]

I kill a man

In Hades I.....

 

[Queen Michael]

a stately pleasure dome decreed.

If a woodchuck could chuck wood and a woodchuck would chuck wood...

 

[thefire]

no

my car just started...

 

[LeonLethality]

...a nuclear war.

I think I hear...

 

[Queen Michael]

...zombies coming.

It's time to read...

 

[The Infinite]

...the Zombie survival guide again.

The attack came from...

 

[LeonLethality]

in my pants.

Man it sure smells like...

 

[linwolf]

pie in here.

where did I...