Finish the sentence...

[sam_savage1393]

Her crooked yellow tooth (the only one she has).

If I was a superhero...

 

[Lambi]

...I would be Batman.

I was frozen...

 

[CounterAttack]

and it was bloody cold!

If I have to crack some skulls, I...

 

[TheOrangeSocks]

'd ask He-Man to do it for me. I hate manual labour.

Wow, It's hot out, I really feel like a -

 

[Lambi]

...chicken in an oven.

Kindly pass the...

 

[sam_savage1393]

Turtle soup!

Whoever decided it was a good idea to... is...

 

[Smagmuck_]

Whuuut?

Batman wants to do...

 

[NuclearPenguin]

a random wombat behind the..

 

[Smagmuck_]

Tree.

Vin Desiel is a...

 

[slipknot4]

...man, i know it!

I put ending A into opening B and...

 

[CounterAttack]

long story short, we had a magical evening. Short story long? Anything by Dickens.
[sub]I've wanted to say that for ages...[/sub]

If we're gonna take that hill, we're gonna have to...

 

[Lambi]

...bring a bigass shovel.

The cake is...

 

[Smagmuck_]

Truth...

Spartans like to...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...kick ass.

Japanese girl singers are...

 

[Ham_authority95]

Annoying

Has anyone figured out why-

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...this is on fire?

Well, of course I put the...

 

[slipknot4]

refrigerator into the milk... wut?

A is to B what C is to...

 

[CounterAttack]

Pineapple cereal.

Blessed are the geeks for they...

 

[Nocturnal558]

worshipped awesome gods.

I really hope someone will...

 

[Dopi]

do Nocturnal558 in the butt.

Ninjas are known for...