Finish the sentence...

subject_87 · Jul 3, 2010

...y excuse for a gas giant.

I am about to be executed because...

capin Rob · Jul 3, 2010

I have free will and live in north korea

Wow, that wasn't very...

AwesomeExpress · Jul 3, 2010

tasty.

I thought there would be more...

dragontiers · Jul 8, 2010

probing going on.

This is the last time I...

BrailleOperatic · Jul 8, 2010

...get in one little fight.

When walking down a dark alley, I...

roleplayguy · Jul 8, 2010

marry inter-species.

If I only had some..

AwesomeExpress · Jul 8, 2010

clams!

When friday comes around, I'm going to...

roleplayguy · Jul 8, 2010

Wait for Saturday.

April Showers bring...

AwesomeExpress · Jul 8, 2010

soap.

Many things can be explained, but...

roleplayguy · Jul 8, 2010

Many explanations cannot be things.

One sparrow does not..

AwesomeExpress · Jul 8, 2010

have enough money for the train.

Simplifying it doesn't make it any more...

brtshstel · Jul 8, 2010

only few are actually believable.

To make your steam ship go faster, replace the...

CarpathianMuffin · Jul 8, 2010

steam engine with a jet engine.

If I had a nickel...

brtshstel · Jul 8, 2010

-plated knife, I would...

AwesomeExpress · Jul 8, 2010

engrave my name in it.

If a woodchuck could chuck wood...

brtshstel · Jul 10, 2010

he would chuck it at predators.

Predator's best weapon is...

Blue Musician · Jul 10, 2010

a baby bunny!

The baby bunnies is on space on the ship...

AwesomeExpress · Jul 10, 2010

(I don't know how to complete a sentence that doesn't make sense in the first place)

Do you think the Hamburglar wants...

dragontiers · Jul 10, 2010

the Colonel's 11 secret herbs and spices?

Everyone knows it's the Grimace...

AwesomeExpress · Jul 10, 2010

machine that makes things happen.

Did somebody order a...