Finish the sentence...

[Admiral Stukov]

havass? Like Have Ass?

Why is my...

 

[The Clown]

Neck two feet long?

there has to be....

 

[MrJKapowey]

More warhammer nerdiness because otherwise the blood god (Quorn) will die.

Okay. Give me a 500pt army list for the Tau. The imperial guard 'Evil' army list fits in 500 points and is practically unbeatable at that level:

Spoiler: IG 500pt army list

HQ - command squad 50pts
No Wargear +0pts Total = 50pts
Troops - Veteran squad (King 6)70pts
Flamer/Grenade launcher 5pts
Veteran squad (Queen 6) 70pts
Flamer/Grenade launcher 5pts Total = 200pts
Heavy Support - Leman Russ (Asplodinator) 150pts
Leman Russ (Devils Sympathy) 150pts

Overall total = 500pts

This army list is stupidly...

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Tau's not really set up for low points though, on account that their basic troops is pretty bad compared to crisis suites.
But can you build yourself a HQ for 110 points with +2 armor save, +4 invulnerbility save, FNP, and two extra wounds from shield drones?

I find that my tau work great in 800 and upwards, while my necrons are rather craptastic below 1500.

 

[MrJKapowey]

If you put it at 800 points then I can put in 4 Leman Russ!

OT:
while my necrons are rather craptastic below 1500...due to crap cheap units.
(saved you from not following the rules!)

Giving away Operation Hastings is proof of...

 

[Admiral Stukov]

a sound tactical move.

Necrons are really suffering from the fact that thier codex was written for the third edition ruleset, so I have just put my necrons on hold until they get a new codex in 2018 +/- five years.

Phase out is...

 

[dragontiers]

Games Workshop's way of making you buy more mini's after you've already built your army.

I could talk about Warhammer all day, but instead...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

let's just play it.

If there weren't any...

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Space Marines, there would be a lot of spare shoulder pads.

Games Workshop and necrons...
(Oh and by the way I'm looking to sell about 2700pt of necrons, anyone interested?)

 

[Eumersian]

can suck it.

So if I?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

can get through your yard on a miniature bicycle while you swing a crowbar at me, and I get by unscratched, you'll buy me lunch for a week?

When playing Smash Bros. Brawl make sure...

 

[Eumersian]

that you stop immediately and bake me a cake.

You found a gun and?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

were able to make it through the night.

To your immediate left you will find a...

 

[LupusDei]

Lifesized cybernetic robot of Solid Snake.

Who turns to you and...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

asks if he can take your order..

Hotair balloons...

 

[Eumersian]

is a total of 3 words as opposed to two.

The neverending soda?

 

[LupusDei]

Is the direct cause of my Infertility.

There a door, and as you open that door....

 

[Eumersian]

you are trounced by a trouncing trouncesaur.

For the?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

record, "hot air balloons", in my country, is two words.

The last thing anyone wants is...

 

[Eumersian]

hotair balloons to be spelled as two words as opposed to three.

If you make?