Finish the sentence...

[Randoms]

...hits my father

But Luke...

simply waltz into Mordor! (Unless one is Bear Grylls!)quote]
thanks suckmyBR that was what i was trying to get next person to say.

 

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

...I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roomate!

What do you mean there's no. . . ?!?!?

 

[Lambi]

...cake, I was promised that there would be cake!

Han Solo will...

 

[Randoms]

...eat your liver with a nice chinchita {creepy noise here}

And i leared...

 

[Lambi]

...that cannibals are not good neighbours.

Like it or not...

 

[Randoms]

..im back to bother you

hey het..

 

[drisky]

...is an abbreviation for heterosexual. (take that typo)

I would really like to...

 

[Birras]

give Birras mah credit card information.

The current state of the Escapist is...

 

[Balaxe]

is under non-stop watch.

I filled a swimming pool full of petrol now i'm...

 

[Rooster893]

drowning in poison. (good name for a band, wish I knew how to write in small, like the Great Escapist Lords.)

Here comes the-

 

[Birras]

Birran armies, raining fire down upon worthless civilization, TAKING THEIR RIGHTFUL PLACE AS MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I should use my d20 to...

 

[drisky]

throw at the homeless.

In my pocket...

 

[Lambi]

...there is some loose change.

Being rich...

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

doop doop doop doop doop

 

[Balaxe]

I'd be so screwed...I suck at that game.

OMG there's a monkey and it is...

 

[Randoms]

...King Kong.

It's just a song, just a song...

 

[Lambi]

...but it's a REALLY F****** ANNOYING song!

Truer words were...

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

...never more disregarded.

God's corpse was found...

 

[Lambi]

...in my backyard.

Having a stepmother...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...is quite scary.

The name 'Alice' is very...