Finish the sentence...

[Lambi]

...fun in torure if I can't poke him in the genitals?

Good lord, are you...

 

[CounterAttack]

I'm amused by your antics.

Who's that cavorting...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...in your bedroom?

Why are you...

 

[Lambi]

...still here?

Having beaten him,...

 

[Malevolent Stranger]

I had a heartattack.


The cake is a ....

 

[Lambi]

...very delicious cake.

Did you have...

 

[LewsTherin]

the last slice of watermelon? Because if you did, I'll have to destroy you and all you love. ...feed the hamsters in my computer. Then it turns off v.v

I kicked...

 

[AgDr_ODST]

-zombie ninja pirate hookers.

The monkeys are...

 

[CounterAttack]

revolting in more ways than one.

If you took your shirt off...

 

[Lambi]

...I would faint.

Boobs are really...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...quite amazing.

If I could poke anything in the world I would poke...

 

[CounterAttack]

the creator of Facebook until his head exploded, after travelling back in time to his birth.

I want some Chinese...

 

[Lambi]

...cookies because I want only Chinese things.

Haven't you heard,...

 

[Ham_authority95]

About the muffin man?

If you were to kill....

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...a mocking bird, what would you use?

Pigeons are...

 

[CounterAttack]

vampires in disguise.

The Brendan O'Wallbanger is a pint of stout with a shot of whiskey, a drizzle of Irish cream, and garnished with a...