Finish the sentence...

[Sleekgiant]

wheat pennies

What is the meaning of...

 

[Discord]

this stuff in the pool?


When chaos arises...

 

[j1-2themax]

the self-righteous are sure to follow.

Did somebody call for a doctor? How about...

 

[Discord]

free nose jobs for all!

History professors just found a 2000 year old book and on the cover it said...

 

[aruseusx]

Robot and why they rule!

I noticed a...

 

[Discord]

A cat got sick and someone shot a duck yesterday in class

The computer just...

 

[sam_savage1393]

Stole my pineapple from the fridge!

When I was watching...

 

[j1-2themax]

...American Idol, I finally realized how...

 

[Discord]

I could save 15% or more on car insurence by switching to Geico.

The weather in my mind is...

 

[ultimateownage]

sunny with a chance of...

 

[Discord]

PAIN!!!!!!

One time in the washer machine...

 

[SeanTheSheep]

...I got soooo drunk.
I like to...

 

[Sleekgiant]

run in the rain naked and...

 

[Discord]

scream "Help! Help! it's in my stomach! It's in my stomach!"

The best way to use ice cream is too...

 

[Sleekgiant]

rub it on your chest and have hookers lick it off

Why must you...

 

[ultimateownage]

Always make fun of my tiny...

 

[Sleekgiant]

spotted dick, I couldn't afford the larger container

Only in Spain...

 

[j1-2themax]

does it rain on the plain.

THE BEST REMEDY FOR AN OUT-OF-CONTROL CAPS LOCK KEY...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...is the shift key.

If that fails...

 

[Lambi]

...hope you have anti-caps lock serum handy.

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