Finish the sentence...

CounterAttack · Feb 4, 2010

she kicked me in the balls and broke my wrist.

I can't believe you carry...

oppp7 · Feb 4, 2010

...a rabbits foot.
I once found a...

Discord · Feb 4, 2010

cat who killed a duck but eats only things are colored green.

The best color in the world is...

CounterAttack · Feb 4, 2010

octarine.

Some people are either insane enough or brave enough to...

Discord · Feb 4, 2010

try diet coke.

I saw wierd things one time in...

Code Monkey · Feb 4, 2010

...Gamblers Anonymous. Weird, Weird, things.

The french don't have a word for....

CounterAttack · Feb 4, 2010

peanut-flavoured soup.

If you touch the sandvich...

Code Monkey · Feb 4, 2010

...Heavy eats you instead.

Don't mention the...

CounterAttack · Feb 4, 2010

secret TF2 single-player campaign!

...

...Oops.

If you can beat Saxton Hale difficulty...

Code Monkey · Feb 4, 2010

...You win +600 internets.

The great zombie war...

Sleekgiant · Feb 4, 2010

was one by the double-barrel shotgun

I will always remember the way you....

CounterAttack · Feb 4, 2010

pwned my face in with your mad skillz.

Denny Crane is to lawyers as...

Discord · Feb 4, 2010

Harry Hamlin is to LA Law.

What happens in Vegas...

Sleekgiant · Feb 4, 2010

ends up in a paper in Kansas

The only way to stop noobs is to

CounterAttack · Feb 4, 2010

kill them all before they can multiply and expand to defeat us pros.

Deep in the heart of the ice world of Jugmonkey...

ottenni · Feb 4, 2010

Is ice. OH NO!

But not enough to cool your...

Darth Caelum · Feb 4, 2010

BIG JUICY.....uhhhh what were we doing again?

Do you know that...

ultimateownage · Feb 4, 2010

I have the worlds biggest...

oppp7 · Feb 4, 2010

...nacho grill?
The fiery dingo ate...

Discord · Feb 4, 2010

a fiery taco.

College is...