Finish the sentence...

[oppp7]

...George Washington?
In Finland, everyone is...

 

[Skuffyshootster]

...well-endowed.

Drop the gun, or I'll...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...cry my eyes out.

You just made a girl cry! You are a...

 

[Code Monkey]

...Twilight book! (I'm a sexist bastard, I know...)

The first sign of...

 

[CounterAttack]

soup and I run away screaming.

Help! Two hot chicks are in my house and I don't...

 

[Rooster893]

HAVE A CONDOM.

[sup] oh darn. [/sup]

There is a box in my room and I think I will...

 

[ottenni]

Make a robot suit.

I cant grow a mustache because...

 

[Code Monkey]

...I have no face.

The last thing you want to do in the case of an emergency is...

 

[Discord]

is stay calm...this is a time for panic, this is a time for hero's.

Did you get that thing...

 

[BENZOOKA]

...from my apartment while I was breaking and entering your place?

All of my pet platypus' have...

 

[CounterAttack]

started singing Queen!

The Darkness has begun. There will be...

 

[Lambi]

...Darkness! Wait...

True, she is cute...

 

[CounterAttack]

but she's my sister!

Last night was certainly...

 

[oppp7]

...green.
I don't even...

 

[oppp7]

...eat my own hands.
Vegans would be cooler if they...

 

[BENZOOKA]

...would eat their meat.

My dog has recently become...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...a lion.

I eat...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...boy.

A kitteh has just...