Finish the sentence...

[BigStupidJellyfish]

...watching you sleep

If a tree, falls in the forest and nobody cares about it does it...

 

[Discord]

scream, "HELP ME!"

It's 4:00am have you ever...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...been up for 24 hours?

Yes, I have...

 

[BigStupidJellyfish]

...but I regret every second

Are there people in my...

 

[JupiterBase]

...can of tuna?

If a tree falls in the forest...

 

[Magnatek]

...will you be under it?

When faced with an accent you can't understand...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...punch the person in the face while shouting "Alien!"

When faced with very bad english...

 

[BigStupidJellyfish]

...call the grammar police!

When attacked with a spoon...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...counter with a spork.

When faced with a hot French chick...
[sup]I'd run.[/sup]

 

[Sleekgiant]

I would kindly ask for a hot British chick instead.

If you play Final Fantasy....

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...you'd better be ready for turn based combat.

When you find it, you will...

 

[Sleekgiant]

not be sure what to do with it because....

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...it is an alien advice.

My bow is useless because...

 

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

...someone mixed up the gift wrap box with the zombie defense box.

I am an Otaku because...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...my massive anime and manga collection and my love of my figures.

I do not have figures because...

 

[Discord]

my Microsoft Excel is not working...

The best thing to do while on a road trip is....

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...sleep... unless your driving.

If you sleep while driving...

 

[BigStupidJellyfish]

...you are cool.

Never put orange juice on...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...Stan. He will kill you.

Stan is...

 

[MurderousToaster]

A murdering cat-man.

Oh my god, look over there! It's a...