Finish the sentence...

[Lambi]

...you go black, there is a slight possibility of going back.

So, I was walking...

 

[CounterAttack]

down the road and I found out the hard way that some dumbass had left a tripwire and stake pit out on the footpath. Needless to say it hurt.

My clan tag, S*A*P*G, stands for...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...Sap A Phailing Gun.

Alice in Wonderland is...

 

[Lambi]

...a drug addict.

Dr. House is awesome because...

 

[CounterAttack]

well, do you really need a reason for that one?

The secret life of Gordon Freeman involves...

 

[Lambi]

...just wouldn't let me play violent games.

Give me a reason..

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...to demolish your face, fool.

I pity the...

 

[CounterAttack]

EDIT: Damn, ninja'd.

Spies I set on fire.

If I start singing...

 

[geddydisciple]

I'll start laughing.

Is dancing...

 

[Lambi]

...your life's main goal, or just a hobby?

Under your skin...

 

[CounterAttack]

is another mustache.

Only the blind...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...there are blood vessels, muscles and many other things.
Can see the true darkness.

In the sky...

 

[Lambi]

...is a star waiting to hit you.

Killing me softly...

 

[CounterAttack]

with a felt knife.

My friend's got a girlfriend and...

 

[Lambi]

...I'm really lonely and bitter.

Entering this...

 

[lodo_bear]

..thread, I find myself overwhelmed with ellipses.

I was surprised when Snape killed Dumbledore, but that was nothing compared to when...

 

[knight56]

-I touch myself at night.

I will buy an imp for...

(Edit: Ninja'd but still works.)

 

[Lambi]

...you, if you do me a favour.

Rusty, yet...

 

[Erja_Perttu]

it feels strangely orgasmic.

Don't tell Scotty but..