Finish the sentence...

[Lambi]

Magic Missile at you. It's super effective!

Boobs are a man's...

 

[CounterAttack]

playground/bouncy castle/reason for self-worth/fantasy. All these endings came from my brother and his friend, who aren't getting any. =D

Tomorrow I'll invent...

 

[Lambi]

...a boob magnet. All shall tremble as I grope them. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! [sup]*sob* I'm lonely...[/sup]

My name is Legion, for we are...

 

[CounterAttack]

strippers.

Beware the wrath of...

 

[slipknot4]

...the couch potato

Is there a life on...

...a forrest and finds true happiness.

I've never laughed so much this week...

 

[Lambi]

...the kitchen table?

Dante's Inferno will...

 

[CounterAttack]

fail at life.

After four thousand years, you learn to...

 

[Lambi]

...master the art of pancakes.

I've fallen and...

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

doop doop doop doop doop

 

[TheSentinel]

-my hair is on fire.

I like my new-

 

[CounterAttack]

social life. Wait. No, I don't.

You know who has a lot of feelings? Blokes that...

 

[Lambi]

...my money down the drainer.

Kindly enough he...

 

[SonicKoala]

...murdered Michael Atkinson. What a good guy.

Do you really have to...

 

[CounterAttack]

kill everyone you meet?" "Yes, yes I do."

If you declare war on...

 

[slipknot4]

...A flat surface the grenades will roll rather much.

Facedesk:

 

[IamQ]

When the palm just doesn't cut it.

Fish in a

 

[slipknot4]

...toilet is sad

Your face looks like a stone a...

 

[Vrex360]

... precious but ugly stone.

I would say you were attractive but....

 

[CounterAttack]

you're a rhinoceros.

The mind is a terrible thing to...