Finish the sentence...

[Lambi]

...elephant land on that roof?

Handle this while I...

 

[Cargando]

... nip round the back for a slash.
[sub/]Never really understood that phrase myself, some people use it round here. Slang for piss, if you were wondering.[/sub]

Good Evening, I am...

 

[Lambi]

...your new boss, so just sit tight and enjoy my control over you.
[sup]Wanna know something real funny? Piss is spelt exacly the same way in English and Icelandic. Also means the same. Urine, that is.[/sup]

Getting this to work...

 

[Lambi]

...doing well, I hear.

Have you seen...

 

[SeanTheSheep]

...a person with a name.
I will...

 

[sam_savage1393]

hypnotize a toad.

The last person on Earth will be..

 

[Discord]

The Crazy guy on the corner that throws cats at people.

A computer is a...

 

[Kud]

...Chuck Norris He who eats the most bunnies.

I should...

 

[Lambi]

...stop this before it goes too far.

Spam and eggs or...

 

[Marlun_42]

Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, eggs, sausage and Spam.

In about 10 minutes...

 

[Kud]

..the moon will fall onto the earth and kill millions of people.

Hey, thats a...

 

[Lambi]

...great movie. Let's go see it again!

It was only a joke,...

 

[FieryButterfly]

..little toad Mario will escape from the gumba's someday.

If this is blue that is...

 

[Cherry Cola]

gay.

I once went on an adventure to Sugar-candy mountain, but realized that I was actually on my way too..

 

[FieryButterfly]

the middle of hell with giant furbies talking none stop!

While walking on the way to the store I...

 

[Cherry Cola]

..Found a delicious chocolate-monkey I had dirty fish-sex with on a truck filled with love and bunnies!

I am

 

[Kud]

...a banana.

You are...

 

[Lambi]

...a girl with pink pigtails.

Would you care for...