Finish the sentence...

[Lambi]

...bore, I need entertainment, goddamnit!

Greetings and welcome to...

 

[Cherry Cola]

Hell, where the Russians fly to the moon before the Americans and Africa controls the world.

This message has been brought to you by

 

[Lambi]

...The International House of Fruitcakes, where fruitcakes are made for fruitcakes by fruitcakes.

Have a bite, it...

 

[Ciseria]

...tastes like coconuts, though it should be fruitcake.

Have you ever tried...

 

[Lambi]

...a jam and ham sandwich?

Gorillas make for...

 

[icekiller453]

...quite excellent and possibly deadly pets.

The insane man said...

 

[hotacidbath]

..."does this toast taste like blue?"

The chicken...

 

[biscuit86]

canine of the female persuasion

where did you get that...

 

[Code Monkey]

...doomsday device? (first thing that popped into my head...)

Where have all the....

 

[BENZOOKA]

...purple llamas gone?

The truth is...

 

[fanklok]

I'm a cylon.

You see that goes...

 

[BENZOOKA]

...before it can come back again.

I am not a...

 

[Sneaklemming]

...large orange.

The pencil is stuck in...

 

[j1-2themax]

the freaking pencil sharpener.

That godforsaken noise it's making...

 

[Lambi]

...is earsplitting, yet pleasant.

Fear the...

 

[Cherry Cola]

..puppies

they will..

 

[Lambi]

...eat your soul and make you play with dolls.

Grinding and grinding...

 

[Sneaklemming]

...like the pencil.

The puppies wont..

 

[Glademaster_v1legacy]

Eat yellow snow.

I like to.....