Finish the sentence...

[icekiller453]

...Eat my own hair.

Where oh where did...

 

[Discord]

the turtle crawl to. Oh where oh where could he be?

A duck, a computer, a republican and a dead guy named Larry walked into a...

 

[icekiller453]

...house made of over-taxed middle-class people who sold their bodies.

What would you do...

 

[Timberwolf0924]

to a naked chicken on holiday?

When did you..

 

[Lambi]

...get that fried doughnut?

Riddle me this,...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...how can the roflcopter land without a roflpilot?

Ha! You just...

 

[icekiller453]

...got dick-rolled!
(Congratz whoever gets reference)


Hello there,...

 

[SmartIdiot]

...captain spoonula.

I thought I told you...

 

[j1-2themax]

...not to blow up southern France.

The worst way to meet women is...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...that count blincula is a terrible name!
...is by running them over.

You are a...

 

[icekiller453]

...annoying person!

I feel like...

 

[Lambi]

...a great man today!

Feeling a little...

 

[icekiller453]

...under the weather

What do you...

 

[SmartIdiot]

...think of uranus?

How about a round of...

 

[icekiller453]

...wack-each-other-with-baseball-bats!

Hi my name is...

 

[SmartIdiot]

...what?

My name is...

 

[Lambi]

...who?

My name is...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...JESUS SALVADOR, the Mexican wrestler!

Lucha Libre is...

 

[icekiller453]

...a sport!

Whatever happened to...

 

[SmartIdiot]

...olives?

Cats are...