Finish the sentence...

bcponpcp27 · Jan 17, 2010

Know that a megaminx is a twelve sided version of a rubik's cube.

Magic is

Disaster Button · Jan 17, 2010

a sham used by the Elves to astound people into making them create sexytime.

Little Red Riding Hood...

Discord · Jan 17, 2010

lied about the whole thing, I know! I was there!

Sometimes, the internet...

Disaster Button · Jan 17, 2010

SEARCHES YOU!

In Soviet Russia...

bcponpcp27 · Jan 17, 2010

scares small children with fake mazes.

Root Beer is actually a conspiracy created for

Disaster Button · Jan 17, 2010

something to blame for NINE. ELEVEN.

Sally skipped systematically down the lane preparing to assassinate Sassy Cat when suddenly...

j1-2themax · Jan 17, 2010

a Fatman went off in San Fransisco.

The only good use for a monkey...

Disaster Button · Jan 17, 2010

is to train it to infiltrate the chicken coop on the farm.. of dreams.

The fog...

bcponpcp27 · Jan 17, 2010

is for EVIL CRAZY VAMPIRE animal testing.

Mary is staring at

IMrAngryPantsI · Jan 18, 2010

gay porn.

HOLY HELL! It's a giant...

SeanTheSheep · Jan 18, 2010

..brick wall
Tomatoes are in...

Disaster Button · Jan 18, 2010

...side Oompa Loompas as they sing.

Slavery is sometimes funny, but is also...

SeanTheSheep · Jan 18, 2010

...~~deliciou~~ very very wrong.
I said nothing...

Discord · Jan 18, 2010

to bother you.

Your listening 101.3FM the home of...

Disaster Button · Jan 18, 2010

...sexual innuendos and really hard cucumbers.

The tree fell...

CounterAttack · Jan 18, 2010

and made a sound, but no one heard it.

The opposite of a spork is...

SeanTheSheep · Jan 18, 2010

... a fife!
The oposite of lemon/lime flavour is...

Disaster Button · Jan 18, 2010

...a sour/sweet flavour.

The identity of the caped crusader is...

CounterAttack · Jan 18, 2010

a Spy disguised as a Scout disguised as Batman.

Prepare for an Oblivion for which there is no...

Disaster Button · Jan 18, 2010

reason.

Here is this hat which will totally not...