Finish the sentence...

[Discord]

going to be the death of our society.

The "Bad Ass Mother 4000" sounds like it could be a great name for a....

 

[Sleekgiant]

lawn mower, with rockets and a cup holder.

Uwe Boll's newest movie is...

 

[j1-2themax]

Half-Life: It Won't Suck, I Swear.

The next big flop will be...

 

[Sleekgiant]

Uwe Boll's Half-Life

How dare you call me a.....

 

[The_Shinigamer]

Pudgey-faced Applejohn!

Billy, go eat...

 

[Vimbert]

...your dog.

I challenge you to a...

 

[Steppin Razor]

banjo duel, Deliverance style.

You know you want...

 

[ottenni]

TO BOOGIE!

All i ever wanted was a...

 

[Discord]

hippo for christmas

Have you ever noticed....

 

[j1-2themax]

...how the last thing a person does before they...

 

[Discord]

kiss someone they like to....

 

[Lambi]

...date more, they always...

 

[Sleekgiant]

act like a tosser.

Why don't you just...

 

[SeanTheSheep]

...jump up and down and scream.

Can I call you...

 

[Discord]

DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good Afternoon! You are watching the 6 o'clock news and the top story of today is....

 

[Sleekgiant]

Apple has released the iToilet, which costs $5,000 for the base model.

OMG ______ is HAX, LOL!!(fill in blank with funny weapon)

 

[SeanTheSheep]

...rubber chickens...

I just got...

 

[Discord]

my jolly's in a twist.

This one time in High School...

 

[ultimateownage]

I got raped by a penguin. (wow, that was a massive ninja coincidence)

I want a pet...

 

[Sleekgiant]

Pikachu, free electricity duh.

Where oh where did my little....