Finish the sentence...

[ultimateownage]

Toy go, I really wanted to...

 

[SeanTheSheep]

...throw it at you.

Excuse me...

 

[drisky]

...is that a gallon of pcp?

I should warn you...

 

[j1-2themax]

... I know to kill a man in 78 different ways with a...

 

[Sleekgiant]

wet noodle

I, I'm stunned that you...

 

[oppp7]

...killed everyone.
It takes ___ jumps to climb Mount Killimanjaro.

 

[j1-2themax]

47,135,336

Last time on the Jack Thompson Show...

 

[oppp7]

...his guest star was Michael Atkinson.

If a wookchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck ______.

 

[Discord]

food

"8000 ways to blow up a Wal-Mart" sounds like the name of a..

 

[oppp7]

...dinosaur."

Europa has recently decided to start orbiting...

 

[Sleekgiant]

the moon( what pillocks)

If you look in your heart and believe you can....

 

[TheStickman]

...fly.

If you make a lot of new friends you can...

 

[Sleekgiant]

convince them to join a cult and....

 

[sam_savage1393]

Volunteer at the local Monday Night Senior's Bingo Session.

If Dick Cheney wasn't a...

 

[Sleekgiant]

walking heart attack I'd....

 

[oppp7]

...burn everything.

During the storm, it was either you or your best friend who had to die, so you...

 

[j1-2themax]

...killed both of us just to be fair.

The last time someone asked her on a date...

 

[oppp7]

...she went psycho and ate puppies.
If there was an alien invasion, you would...

 

[Sleekgiant]

shoot copies of Fuzion Frenzy at them.

At the time of this writing I....