Finish the sentence...

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...am getting chewed on by a Deep One.

In case of emergency...

 

[oppp7]

...destroy your computer.

When Microsoft starts working...

 

[Discord]

We will all finnally know the meaning of life.

do you think the internet will ever...

 

[oppp7]

..cook us breakfast?
Probably not, but...

 

[j1-2themax]

...there's some waffles in the freezer.

I'm gonna watch...

 

[Sleekgiant]

Mythbusters in 3D.

Man I can't believe you...

 

[oppp7]

...burned down the theatre.

Ever wonder how...

 

[ultimateownage]

I was able to escape prison with just a...

 

[SeanTheSheep]

spoon, piece of tape and an egg?

Did you hear that...

 

[oppp7]

...4/5 people are lizardmen?

Ever wonder how the world got so...

 

[El Poncho]

fucking awesome.

The world was destroyed today by...

 

[oppp7]

...bears with chainsaws.

Whatever happened to the cannon that fired...

 

[TimeLord]

....Lund and Shanks.

When will...

 

[oppp7]

...all time stop and the universe end?

There once was a man who...

 

[SextusMaximus]

...Made pies out of people.

Instead of an arm, he had a...

 

[oppp7]

...pepperoni.

And instead of toes he had...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...snakes!

Instead of hair he had...

 

[oppp7]

...puppies.

And instead of a face he had...

 

[Code Monkey]

...A cloud of smoke.

Instead of a neck he had...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...a dinosaur.

Instead of a brain, he had...