Finish the sentence...

[Code Monkey]

..A ninja.

Instead of a stomach, he had....

 

[Discord]

Medulla oblongata.

Only in the forest, in the dead of winter you can find...

 

[Code Monkey]

...snow.

There once was a man from up north....

 

[Penguins4Freedom]

...who had nowt wrong wit'oot barlee grummit.

The man who was thursday...

 

[oppp7]

...was also a Friday.

There once was a man in Peru...

 

[CounterAttack]

who now lives in Antarctica.

Penguins will rise and...

 

[oppp7]

...be eaten.

If strawberries come from strawberry bushes, it takes me _____ minutes to tie my shoes.

 

[CounterAttack]

eighteen thousand, nine hundred and four.

I'll be sure to inform your next of kin...

 

[Jamienra]

of your amazing acting skills, because you never talk to them anymore

If a Bird flies west rather than south....

 

[oppp7]

...it got launched out of a cannon.

If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it...

 

[Jamienra]

it makes a sound and annoys all philosophers.

If a man the size of a mountain wanted to eat...

 

[oppp7]

...pinatas he'd have to open his mouth.

When the rain falls...

 

[CounterAttack]

you need a ridiculously big cake tin to shelter yourself from it.

When a soup can and the Large Hadron Collider combine...

 

[oppp7]

...the world will end in a storm of soupy goodness.

fI uoy era gnidaer siht...

 

[j1-2themax]

...nrut ruoy neercs dnuora.

Mental disease is no laughing matter until...

 

[CounterAttack]

the cops show up.

Spy-checking with a Sandvich...

 

[oppp7]

...is a good way to fail.

Murdering the entire cast of...

 

[CounterAttack]

High School Musical would be my ultimate plan of ultimate evil.

Replacing love and happiness with...

 

[oppp7]

...cheese and french fries is a great idea.

My organs were replaced with...

 

[j1-2themax]

mush, and the result was...