Finish the sentence...

[Magnatek]

...broken!
[sub]My copy of Fist of the Dragon is, too...[/sub]
The gate to heaven is...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...too bright to look at.

Hell is very...

 

[CounterAttack]

shiny. And hot. And painful.

It's simple really: the basic process is...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...to fill the glass with hot water, followed by adding the tea bag.

How did you think...

 

[Magnatek]

...that sharks could freeze in hell?

Did it really have to be...

 

[CounterAttack]

that restaurant? I don't like their linguini.

Tonight the head chef will serve...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...sechuan fish.

MY Quechua friend speaks...

 

[Vrex360]

... martian tongue.

My girlfriend is a very well known.....

 

[War Penguin]

...for being a secret alien agent in disguise.

But I don't want to...

 

[Vrex360]

.. get into that lest my puny human brain be melted by you sheer alien awesomeness oh glourious master of the universe.

Humans best use in the near future will be as....

 

[CounterAttack]

fuel for the Machines.

Stand-up comedians...

 

[oppp7]

...for the time to attack is now.
We must always be vigilant for...

 

[Sleekgiant]

space invaders might show up and...

 

[oppp7]

...try to steal our...

 

[SeanTheSheep]

... pasta!

Why would they...

 

[oppp7]

...think we are normal?
We are all very...

 

[Sleekgiant]

smart, funny and...

 

[oppp7]

...blind.
Albino people are known for their...

 

[SeanTheSheep]

...possesion of supa-fly dance skills.

Supa-fly is...

 

[Discord]

Superbad!

For one night! Tonight! We will...