Finish the sentence...

[oppp7]

...bury our friends alive!
Once we go and...

 

[CounterAttack]

fight our enemies! Then we dine in a fancy restaurant!

We have a wide selection of...

 

[Discord]

Taco's

We Will, We Will...

 

[CounterAttack]

ass-pwn your buttfaces with our butt-pwning face-asses.

Ninjas have stolen my legendary...

 

[oppp7]

...pokemon.
We need to get them back by...

 

[CounterAttack]

midnight? Why is it always midnight?

This Just In: ...

 

[oppp7]

...I'm making this news announcement blindfolded.
When there's only one road to take...

 

[delet]

fly up into the sun.

For some reason, they...

 

[CounterAttack]

fell out of the sky and broke their necks.

The King of the Beavers is...

 

[delet]

a unicorn.

Steve had something to say, but...

 

[Discord]

Frank said it first

The best thing to do at the movies is

 

[delet]

to yell,"Fire!"

When measuring objects, be careful as they are...

 

[oppp7]

...kittens.
When deciding what to put in a blender...

 

[Lambi]

...remember: Fingers must never touch the bottom when the blender is turned on.

Ring a ding...

 

[oppp7]

...*gunshot*
For the 10th time, I don't have...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...your money!

Here's some more dirty laundry for you and your...

 

[CounterAttack]

crazed-hyena friend.

As a servant of the Dark Side, you must always remember to...

 

[j1-2themax]

...kill when given the chance, even if it will eventually...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...carry extra under wear.
...endanger a species

However, you should not...
Edit: ninja'd

 

[CounterAttack]

harm a Jedi opponent. Instead, invite him round for...