Finish the sentence...

[AwesomeExpress]

asking nicely.

The only catch was...

 

[AgDr_ODST]

we had to sell our souls

but we didn't need them because...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

we had extras in reserve.

We can enjoy the treasure as soon as...

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

We got to the car.

Sadly it was blocked by...

 

[AgDr_ODST]

a ranting and raving Yahtzee clone.

But we took care of it by...

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Terminating his contract.

Sadly this caused...

 

[Scde2]

the death of Chuck Norris.

Wait, that's impossible because...

 

[capin Rob]

Chuch Norris never dies.

Unless we....

 

[Scde2]

attack his weak spot.

Which is...

 

[capin Rob]

nothing.


Because he is....

 

[Scde2]

already dead!

Oh shit, did I just...

 

[AgDr_ODST]

divide by Zero?

Yes you did that means....

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

The Universe is going t-

One fine morning, Mary was picking some flowers, when suddenly...

 

[AgDr_ODST]

a rabid skunk jumped from tree in front of me.

Scared stiff I...

 

[Spiner909]

didn't even move.
I think the greatest thing ever is...

 

[Zirat]

paperclips, big ones.

Jimmy tried to...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

sell me his kidney, but since I already have a spare, I declined his offer.

Does someone sense...

 

[AgDr_ODST]

that this talk is illegal.

Yes but no one needs to know....

 

[Spiner909]

that Michael Bay has already planned Transformers 6.
The worst thing about Michael bay is...

 

[AgDr_ODST]

he dropped the best thing about his transformers movies.

Jonah Hex failed because...