Finish the sentence...

Bearfist McDragonslayerton · Jul 18, 2010

... all the sharks with lazers attached to their heads to the yard.

Liam Neeson can use cotton candy to...

Crayzor · Jul 18, 2010

do unspeakable things to little woodland creatures.

I would love to...

Robert632 · Jul 18, 2010

Eat my own nipples.

I caan lick...

Troublesome Lagomorph · Jul 23, 2010

...my forehead!

Ninjas may or may not catch you if...

dragontiers · Jul 23, 2010

you storm the castle dressed like a clown.

The problem, of course, is...

MachoFern · Jul 23, 2010

...the economy will seriously plummet as a result.

The only thing better than licking lead based paint is...

AwesomeExpress · Jul 23, 2010

licking lead based paint on crack.

If Superman can...

brtshstel · Jul 23, 2010

...eating lead-based paint chips.

The atomic symbol for lead is Pb, so I think...

AwesomeExpress · Jul 23, 2010

that peanutbutter is harmful to my health.

Brtshstel is too...

dragontiers · Jul 23, 2010

cnsnant heavy.

If only...

BrailleOperatic · Jul 23, 2010

...they made a place I could get a book, read it, then give it back, free of charge.

Gentlemen...

Troublesome Lagomorph · Jul 23, 2010

...I forgot my pants at home.

Wait! How did this...

dragontiers · Jul 23, 2010

devolve into a land war with Atlantis?

Hurry, we need that...

Troublesome Lagomorph · Jul 23, 2010

...Nuka Cola Quantum!

What if...

CounterAttack · Jul 23, 2010

cats had wheels? Then you could have cat races!

All you need is...

BrailleOperatic · Jul 23, 2010

...LOVE! All you need is love, looove, love.

Jean-Paul Sartre was...

dragontiers · Jul 23, 2010

someone with an incredibly French sounding name.

The great thing about government cheese is...

AwesomeExpress · Jul 23, 2010

that it spends so much time in the presents of rats, it's great for rat catching.

Do you mind if I borrow your...

BrailleOperatic · Jul 23, 2010

...gall bladder; mine's on vacation.

The roof is...

Troublesome Lagomorph · Jul 24, 2010

...frozen to hell...