Finish the sentence...

[Ashsaver]

...Post apocalyptic instrument of loud,obnoxious noise.

Did Cthulhu just wears my...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

pajamas? I thinks he did!

I couldn't be...

 

[VuvuZelaMan]

as awesome as VuvuZelaMan if I tried.

2 plus 2...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

plus 8 times 3 divided by 9.

Where will you go...

 

[I Am Donut]

with my pants?

I just...

 

[VuvuZelaMan]

accidentally all your base.

How do I...

 

[Shimmyshake]

find a polar bear in a snow storm?

I just married...

 

[I Am Donut]

your roommates cat Mr. Muffins.

Why do you always...

 

[VuvuZelaMan]

accidentally my food?

To accidentally is...

 

[I Am Donut]

to pretend you didn't mean it, but totally did.

My favorite food is...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Egg and bacon on a croissant.

Heavy metal is...

 

[I Am Donut]

a favorite of the French.

What came first, the chicken or...

 

[Nouw]

Clint Eastwood.

Death is a present from...

 

[VuvuZelaMan]

old age.

Ninjas are...

 

[Nouw]

actually pirates!

Nouw is...

 

[VuvuZelaMan]

a liar!

Tomorrow...

 

[Nouw]

is the official "Snap a Vuvuzela Day."

Pies are...

 

[VuvuZelaMan]

to be snapped in half tomorrow - rather than vuvuzelas, despite what the name would suggest.

This is...

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

a scale model of a bad breath microbe magnified ONE THOUSAND times. And not Sparta.

That was a reference both to 300 and....

 

[Nouw]

something...

Glasses make you...