Finish the sentence...

[VaudevillianVeteran]

pair of underwear...Silky~!

Why can't I...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

look like that one guy from Die Hard... You know, this guy! [http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_PZOsEmYgZyI/TRoHN0q-2LI/AAAAAAAAAwk/DBG2ftXQhmQ/s1600/6a00d8341c5d9653ef0133ed0e8cea970b.jpg]

Captcha's are really...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

really bloody annoying.

What do you mean...

 

[KaosuHamoni]

I can't have a leopard? Stupid parents...

Hide yo wife! Hide yo...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

poptarts, cause' he's stealing breakfast out there!

Can I have some...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

vinegar and paper towel?

You are dead, dead, dead! You are...

 

[KaosuHamoni]

...biting me?

We are the knights of the round table! We're...

 

[Nouw]

We dance whene'er we're able
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable

I love it when a...

 

[KaosuHamoni]

Person doesn't get a Monty Python reference. /sarcasm

Your muzzer was a hamster, and your fazzer...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

a container of petrol.

Magic is real, I have proof because...

 

[SckizoBoy]

... in my garden is a portal another world.

The first thing that you see when you enter is...

 

[Amy Sorel]

a giant golden statue of the vampire Eric Northman.


When you came in, the air went out, and every shadow filled up with...

 

[Eumersian]

helium. High-pitched shadows are funny.

Quite the?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

showgirl, you are...

What do you...

 

[deathless14]

know about lemmings.

What in the name of...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

that bird? I want it for...

 

[delete account please]

The titular tole in my new movie
In fact...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I find you absolutely repugnant! Good day sir!

*struts away with cane, smoothing handlebar mustache*

Someone has been stealing my peanut butter! Time to...

 

[Eumersian]

unleash the kraken!

I am wearing an oversized hat, so?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

eat my shorts and have a cow!

The girl sitting next to me is...