Finish the sentence...

[Admiral Stukov]

spies I would assassinate the president.

I should go and...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

report the messing of my pants!

If we all band together, we could...

 

[Eumersian]

finish this whole 98-in pizza.

My books are?

 

[Admiral Stukov]

on fire.

The daemons of the Warp...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Zone are trying to kill Mario!

Eating turkey can be very satisfying, you should also...

 

[Admiral Stukov]

kill your neighbors, which would cause...

 

[Eumersian]

my eternal love.

This thread is?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

nomming posts, obviously.

set your enemies on fire while eating.

A tank is approaching the...

 

[Eumersian]

muffin bag.

Didja hear about?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

about the Ninja that got ninja'd?

This one goes out to...

 

[Admiral Stukov]

all of Slaanesh's followers.

Chaos...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Emeralds! I shall have all the Chaos Emeralds!

Okay, so there was this one time when...

 

[Admiral Stukov]

my pants started talking, which really...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

the new ghost in the graveyard? I hear that...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

pissed my shoes off, so then my pants were in a fight with my shoes, and that really ruined...

 

[Admiral Stukov]

my cat's day.

Kharn the Betrayer...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

betrayed us again!

There isn't enough money in the world for me to...

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Start seven 40k armies.

Tactical genius...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

, bring me my sandwich!

There's only one thing left for me to do, and that is...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...kill apes.

You're a big, fat, slimy...