Finish the sentence...

[Barbas]

...snuggles with an alpaca. I need more juice for...

 

[Barbas]

...Yuri Gagarin. Wasn't he the first person to go into...

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

having your cake and eating it too!

You are hereby sentenced to death by. . .

 

[Barbas]

...octodogs. I think I might have dropped my...

 

[Barbas]

...fly everywhere in a gyrocopter. Speaking of which, I need some fuel for my...

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

a great knight!

Daddy, why is mommy crying?

 

[Barbas]

...suddenly decided to go on a panda-murdering crusade? Would that be morally acceptable in the realm of...

 

[AXimilao_Elotus]

...suddenly decided to go on a panda-murdering crusade? Would that be morally acceptable in the realm of...

...the Mad God? I would surely think so. You can get away with a lot of stuff there. Although, I would highly advise against...

 

[Barbas]

...that's considered his job and also a bit of a personal kink. Speaking of kink, can you help me uncoil this...

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

pairs hilariously with this agoraphobic longsword!

(you can either pick one or do them both):

If Trump gets elected America is screwed because. . .

If Clinton gets elected America is screwed because. . .

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

have gone extinct.

The newest happy meal toy will be. . .