First born

[Sebenko]

Male: "Where the fuck did you come from?"
Female: That first one applies here too.

Though, hypothetically, if I did get over my massive hatred of girls children

Male: Boris
Female: Not a bloody clue.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I don't really want kids, but if you twisted my arm and made me say...
If it's a girl: I'll name her after whatever month she's born in March through August (Mary, April, May, June, Julie, Tina) and the rest of the year I'll just leave that up to mom.

If it's a boy: Something Italian. Horatio, Giovanni, Ezio, Lorenzo, Leo, Bunito, or something like that.

 

[Fenreil]

As of now, I guess
Boy: Vincent, Jack
Girl: Alice
Hell, I don't know. Ask me later in life

Also, I'm really surprised nobody has said they'll give their kids middle names like "Clever" or "Tricky" or "Safe"...

 

[Slipped Mind]

I think my first born will be called Aidan.

Yes, it seems like destiny.

 

[Hollock]

First name Samuel + middle name Mitchell = Sammitch! Who's hungry?
First name Samantha + middle name Michelle = Sammitch! Who's hungry?

 

[BeeRye]

Niamh for a girl and for a boy I have no idea. I imagine I'd probably be ***** slapped into submission by my other half and forced to go with what she wanted though.

 

[Zosephine]

Well I aim on having three boys, Victor, Cutler and HelpI'mTrappedInTheDriver'sLicenceFacto.
If you knew my last name, you would get the joke.

Ooh! Do you get called "mystery" a lot? (Sorry, I had to.)

OT: My mom would have named her third daughter Katabet if she had had another daughter, so unless I was inspired to name my hypothetical future daughter something better, I'd be obligated to go with Katabet.

I have no idea about a boy's name. Maybe Murphy. I'm kind of attached to that name at the moment.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Well I aim on having three boys, Victor, Cutler and HelpI'mTrappedInTheDriver'sLicenceFacto.
If you knew my last name, you would get the joke.

Ooh! Do you get called "mystery" a lot? (Sorry, I had to.)

Like you wouldn't believe.
It's even worse that as a teacher, the students know me as either "sir" or "Mr. Rea"

After a little more thought on the matter of the discussion though, I think that Sarah for a girl, and Sam for a boy, if there were 2 girls in a row, then Sarah and Samantha

 

[hazabaza1]

Damien. I just love the sound of the name.

 

[AvsJoe]

I have no idea. It'll be something different, that's for sure. None of this Eric or John or Steve or Randy BS. And *especially* no Mary or Jessica or Ashley or Jennifer BS for my little girl.

Damien. I just love the sound of the name.

Funny you say that. My best friend just named his first child Damien little over a month ago.

 

[The Warden]

Will never happen, but...

Boy: Damien.

Girl: Cassandra.

I can't tell if this is a reference or a coincidence (considering you're from the US).

OT: If I got a girl pregnant the first things on my mind would be crying and running away, not naming it.

Oh, don't be a baby...no pun intended.

OT: I don't know.
I think I'd need to talk to, you know, the significant other about what we name it BEFORE I jumped to conclusions about what it will be named?

 

[Sleekgiant]

Really it would be spur of the moment for me, I just never think about it

 

[Hazy]

Locke or Cecil - Boy
Terra or Celes - Girl

I'm a Final Fantasy fan, so what, sue me.

 

[Spatzist]

My first born son shall be named Andy steven And hopfully i will have a husbend with an S as the first letter of his name so i may call my son A.S.S

I came alarmingly close to having that name, along with its oh-so-tasteful initials. Fortunately, my mom caught on to my dad's hijinks, and decided my middle name would be Michael instead.

 

[Bat Vader]

If I ever stop hating children and want to have my own which is most likely to never happen. I would name my son Anakin, Shinji, or Dimitri.

I would name my daughter Asuka, Rei, Zelda, or Lisa.

 

[Vrex360]

I was thinking maybe Damien, or Scott or John for a boy's name.

As for a girl maybe Ruby, or Miranda or Lilith.

 

[Kollega]

Ozymandias, Sylvester, Vladislav, or something equally uncommon. Maybe.

 

[TOGSolid]

Nothing, because if I ever spawn a child I'm going to eat the barrel of my XDM and pull the trigger.

Fuck having biological kids of my own. That's a nightmare I don't want to deal with.

(protip: I'm 26, so far so good. I'm thinking of getting a vasectomy for Christmas)

 

[Toriver]

If it's a girl, Elizabeth.
If it's a boy, Joseph.
A good unisex name would be Morgan.