First job interview tomorrow... Any advice?

[Kapri]

When they ask the classic "where do you see yourself in 5 years?" For the love of god don't say "Not here" or don't answer with anything specific. Just say you see yourself in a stable job or something along those lines.

 

[Monkeyman O'Brien]

The most important part of any job interview is judging exactly when to take your penis out.
Too early and its sexual harassment, too late and you show a unwillingness to do what is expected of you.

 

[Vault101]

really? what if your alreayd in Australia?

sorry, I meant use a terrible australian accent that also kind of sounds russian

Get out of there as soon as possible. It's plain dangerous there.

nvm koalas are assholes http://www.chacha.com/question/are-koalas-aggressive

bad Australian accents rnage from cockney to south african but russian? that would be an acheivment in istelf

 

[JoesshittyOs]

Be polite but not an ass kisser.
Be informative but concise.
Be witty but not a joker.
Don't overthink your answers, but don't hesitate to pause briefly before answering so you know what you're going to say before you start running your mouth.

Reminded me of this.

OT: I'm actually going to apply at a pizza joint tomorrow. It's literally impossible to get a job down here.