First thing you'd say after rising from a coma.

[Chefodeath]

"I'm horny."

Unless my family was in the room. Then I'd probably pretend to be still asleep until they left, wait for my significant other, and then say "I'm horny."

The significant other has obviously moved on by now, so you have have to confide this to a sock-puppet. People leave, sock-puppets are forever.


"10 years?! You people better have a fucking jetpack waiting for me."

 

[Fantasylord]

Uh geez what do gotta do to get a burger around here.

 

[Darth IB]

Shit... how much did I drink last night?

 

[SmellyBoy88]

This would've been better about a year ago, but here goes.

"Duke Nukem: Forever still isn't out?!"

 

[wizard_joe88]

I'd say something along the lines of
"Why are you people starting at me!"

 

[Bravo 21]

"wtf just happened?" Because after awakening from a coma, there is no way I know what is goign on.

 

[Shaegor]

"I'm hungry..." The only logical thing to say.

 

[are.you.the.god.its.me.vader]

Some completely random one-liner...

Like...erm

*Wakes up* "....It's just been revoked"

 

[Always_Remain]

"DAMMIT MODERN SCIENCE WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST LET ME DIE. IT WOULD BE WAY MORE PEACEFUL AND LESS BULLSHIT-LIKE IF I JUST DIED DURING THAT GREAT NAP. FUCK." . . . . . Is probably what I would think to myself. Depending on my company when I awoke, it'd probably be something along the lines of "Oh hey guys. Nice to see you again." Or some other boring thing.

 

[Edavies696]

i'd say nothing, simply grope the nearest boob and go back to sleep

 

[Sovvolf]

So... I had a bit of a lay in... Anyone fancy making me a Coffee.

 

[HontooNoNeko]

HAHA! did you see that jump I almost made it too... hey how did I get here?

 

[Kasper Gundersen]

"Oh, I was just having such a nice dream!" *goes back to sleep

 

[NEVRINx54]

what'd i miss?

 

[Toaster Hunter]

"Man that was tiring, I'm going to sleep."

 

[funguy2121]

"1.21 Jigawatts."

"Do models look like attractive women again?"

"Wow, Bush hasn't gotten us all killed."

"The President is a whut?!"

 

[Zizzousa]

'Mom...Pepsi?'

 

[Robert2812]

Id yawn for as long as possible then resume the coma

 

[Tomster595]

"...Where am I and who the fuck are you people"

Seriously, if you've ever fainted or anything like that before, waking up is scary. I passed out in a doctors office once an I woke up tot the doctor and nurse lifting me off the floor. I had no idea who they were, where I was or how much time had passed. I was FREAKED OUT.

 

[Hoplon]

"Oh shit I over slept didn't I"