First thing you'd say after rising from a coma.

[Scars Unseen]

"I am now one of the Dark Overlords of the universe!"

 

[Sarah Kerrigan]

....The game.

 

[TerribleAssassin]

So what'd I miss?

 

[joshuaayt]

"OK. Empty hospital room. Right. Comforting, very comforting. My head feels as though it is filled with sand, and for all I know, I may well have been out for a decade...
Oh! I wonder if they've released a trailer for Ep 3 yet? Nurse? Please bring me a laptop!"

I've actually encountered this scenario before, in a nightmare- usually, the nurse turns out to be an alien.

 

[ABLb0y]

"Is Duke Nukem Forever out yet?"

 

[SpaceGnome]

i am bullet proof!

 

[Kuckles]

Stop! Hammertime!

 

[Lionsfan1986]

Who won the last Super Bowl,whose President and where is the bathroom?

 

[TonyVonTonyus]

KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[akibawall95]

Let?s do that again!

 

[MartianWarMachine]

"Have we killed all the humans yet?"

 

[mayney93]

damm you leonard nimroy!

 

[DVS Storm]

Something like " Goddamnit I didn't see 2012 and didn't get to laugh. Well don't just stand there. Give me my ipod. 5 years without music is killing me".

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

"Oh god.....Someone bring me something with alcohol in it!"

 

[Captain Pancake]

is he dead yet?

 

[Numbers'85]

"Ghif me jyour clothze, jyour buutz and yuour myotorcycle."

 

[katsumoto03]

"Best. Orgy. Ever."

or

"Traaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiin!"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Be quiet! I can't sleep!

 

[ace_of_something]

"i'm aaaaallllllllliiiiivvvveeeeee"

 

[sdfgsdfgdfsg]

Nothing like a powernap.