First thing you'd say after rising from a coma.

[Saucycarpdog]

Guys, you'll never believe what just happened.

 

[A Weakgeek]

"Ghif me jyour clothze, jyour buutz and yuour myotorcycle."

Squeel! I love you!

 

[hannan4mitch]

Everything from dream Theater's song Octavarium
Well, the "The doctor cured me from a state of catatonic sleep" part.
Also;
Where am I?
What date is it?
Who's the president?

 

[toothofymir]

Beer. Now.

 

[Trasken]

maaaaaan what a nice nap

 

[Boba Frag]

"I have come back to you now, at the turn of the tide!"

Or more likely just blink and smile a lot....
Possibly ask what Assassin's Creed 3 looks like....

 

[Nopraptor]

"so how are you doin'?" *at first hot nurse\doctor I see"

 

[Cazza]

ABLOOGY WOOGY WOO

To make everyone in the room jump. More likily though.

Water or Hey

I would most likily be wanting a drink.

 

[SckizoBoy]

'Hmmm, that's interesting, new teeth.'

Or rather: 'Have Chelsea FC been relegated yet?' (Fulham fan, if you're wondering)

 

[rokkolpo]

So...aren't I technically a paedophile now?

Realistically: Morning, How long was I out?
(that's what I said when I woke up from passing out)

 

[Timmy HarleQuin]

"What the fuck are you all doing in my room? Wait..."
or
"-AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH- wait? what!? Where am I!? Where'd that train go!?!"

 

[chuckman1]

I want nachos

 

[Erja_Perttu]

There was once a time upon which I was awoken by my sister and to her I simply said.

Moonkittens

I don't think I'll be able to beat that, no matter how many comas I fall into.

 

[Korolev]

Realistically? "Where am I"

 

[Ham_authority95]

"Man, I'm going to do SO much cocaine...and rape so many fine bitches. It'll be like '5 o-clock? Its *****-raping time!'"

Cookie for those who know where this is from.

Predators.

Did I win my cookie now?

Yes.

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[googleback]

That's the last time I run the London Marathon...

 

[EvilDude62]

Whoa. Do not take both pills at once

 

[DarkSoldier84]

"I can't even kill myself properly," and then I start pulling tubes.

 

[AlwaystheUnlucky]

"I wanna be the very best" -dies

 

[Jfswift]

Hey did you see that jump I made?