First thought in your head when you see a hot girl

[Athinira]

First thought: I'd hit it.
Second thought: I'll point her out to my friend, and then we will usually agree that we'd both hit it!

 

[Jake0fTrades]

A) Scanning, scanning, scanning... tits detected.
B) Nothing, I'm taken.

 

[Cheesus333]

a) "Whoah!"
b) "Better keep a low profile and pretend I never saw her."

 

[Uber Evil]

"Is she with a friend?"
If yes - wimp out
If no - talk!

First thought? "I'd tap that"
Subsequent thoughts? "I wonder what she looks like naked?"

Thats how I role, ************.

Both of these peoples thoughts probably, then if I do talk to her, figure out if she is a good person.

 

[CowboyfromHell666]

My 2 thoughts are "Holy shit she is hot" followed up by "I don't have a chance even if hell froze over"

 

[Flamezdudes]

Wow.

Then check if she's within my league.

EDIT: In fact, it's happened today. New girl in my year.

 

[Bullfrog1983]

a) Try to strike up a conversation without being awkward.

b) Thoughts and actions determined by the conversation.

 

[D0WNT0WN]

I dont think, I go over and start a conversation.

(If im feeling brave).

 

[Master_of_Oldskool]

A) "Heh. Thank you, God."

B) Walk away and say nothing, for I am a wuss.

C)Quietly and philosohpically fap at myself about how pathetic I am. And yes, I just used "Fap" as a synonym for "whine", do you have a problem with that?

D)????

E)Profit.

 

[Imp Poster]

1) Please be down to earth and not insane.

2) wonder if she likes giving BJ..

 

[The Diabolical Biz]

Well, I'll most likely have no idea who she is if it is the first time I've seen her, so I probably won't start rounding up my chances at that point. I would probably think 'Hmm, that feminine specimen has all the right qualities to excel past the sufficient qualification for being attractive.'

That, followed by 'Also, I ponder over the possibility of her utilising gargantuan idioms such as these.'

 

[Vykrel]

i dont think about it, i just stare thoughts buzzing around in my head just spoil the view

 

[Kaltazraza]

A) I think hmmm... FIRE!
B) I do nothing.

 

[Nickolai77]

-Wow, she's hot.

-Go back to whatever i was doing.

 

[BlumiereBleck]

1st Thought "Elllo ello ello what do we have here" 2nd thought (if shes really hot) "*insert sex remark*"

 

[A_Parked_Car]

1) "Wow, she is really good looking." Then "Too bad she would never actually acknowledge my existance."
2) My actions? Well I guess I would notice her and then just look away and continue past.

 

[dalek sec]

"She's far to attractive for me."
Then I let go of any false idea that she may some day want me.

Pretty much this as well. I don't even bother holding onto any idea of her liking me in the slightest....

 

[The_ModeRazor]

"Dayum, she's hot."
Then "but I'm not exactly her league. Shit. Maybe at a party."

 

[Rainboq]

a) "huh, wonder if she has half a brain cell..."

b) atempt conversation, taking care to maintain eye contact, if she's reasonable intelligent, prehaps become friends and be nice, like I am to most people.

The rest of it, I improvise, 'cause that's how I roll

 

[Xcelsior]

'I'd hit that' that's my first and only thought.