First thought in your head when you see a hot girl

[Fraught]

First thought? "I'd tap that"
Subsequent thoughts? "I wonder what she looks like naked?"

Thats how I role, ************.

That's how you role indeed.

Reading through the replies, I'm curious - do people honestly go up to attractive girls and just talk to them? Random strangers they've never met before?

Because I sure don't.

 

[Outright Villainy]

1)

Internal:

Nice.
2) Walk past normally while getting a good look in my periphery vision.

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

"Id probably sleep with her"
Now my relationship with women isnt really like that, just if i see one I dont know i think that.

 

[rockyoumonkeys]

1)

Internal:

Nice.
2) Walk past normally while getting a good look in my periphery vision.

Good point. You want to stare without actually staring. Always find something very interesting over their shoulder to focus on.

 

[Ldude893]

Don't even think about it

 

[Not Lord Atkin]

A/ That's usually the point all rational thoughts are erased and are replaced with weird howls and slobbering.
B/ First get their eye contact, then pretend I'm not interested. They usually come talk to me on their own.

 

[Nazz3]

1. dat ass
2. I wanna hug her.

 

[WelshWizard]

'10 bucks says she's an absolute *****. Still, eye candy is eye candy.'

 

[EightGaugeHippo]

(A)"That is a very attractive young woman and I respect her and her values"

(B) cant remeber: it inclueded a rag and some chloroform.

 

[heyheysg]

1) I'd tap that.
2) Looks at angry wife.

 

[Mr Fixit]

a) no thoughts, only a loud "DAMN SHE'S FINE"
B) still no thoughts, but the loud "DAMN SHE'S FINE" has started conversations with said hot girl.

 

[Mr. Omega]

1. She's either out of my league or dating someone, because that's what always happens.
2: Remind myself I came to terms with the fact that I'm going to end up alone, and get back to what I'm doing.

 

[Withall]

I usually go "she's hot", and then look at her hips. I love me girls wide nice wide hips. *cough*

 

[MCDeltaT]

I would, she wouldn't.

 

[Lunar Shadow]

1) FECK, did my gf see me staring? (my eyes linger on people for longer than is norm as I am always scanning, so with a hot girl they linger longer)
2) Meh

You could probally guess the reasoning behind the second one

Edit: Yes I do realize I am whipped. SHe isn't even holding sex over my head....

 

[quiet_samurai]

First thought? "I'd tap that"
Subsequent thoughts? "I wonder what she looks like naked?"

Thats how I role, ************.

That's how you role indeed.

Reading through the replies, I'm curious - do people honestly go up to attractive girls and just talk to them? Random strangers they've never met before?

Because I sure don't.

Yes, just try it sometime. You might be suprised how nice most girls are, just try and be cool about it and not creepy. The first time is alwys the most akward though, get through then and it just gets easier.

 

[Count Igor]

A) Man! or Wow!

B) Walk past unless she knows someone I know, then be friends. But only because she's a friend of a friend. Not because she's hot.
I shall not cheat!

 

[mortalsatsuma]

"Oh wow, she's hot, I should work out if I ever want to get a girlfriend, I'll workout as soon as I get home." *Goes home. Proceeds to not work out, instead sitting at desk all evening.*

 

[ultimateownage]

A) I'd tap that arse.
B) Either continue walking or continue walking while looking at her tits out of the corner of my eye.