First thought in your head when you see a hot girl

[kannibus]

Thought: Is she really hot, or is that the beer?

Action: Get the shit kicked out of me by the wife for having wandering eyes.

 

[David Bray]

A) FUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
B) Not as good as my girlfriend

 

[wolf92]

"Thats a hot girl. Don't do anything stupid."
Then go talk to

 

[Arachon]

Something along the lines of "She looks kind of pretty", then I get on with my day... I mean, nobody seriously thinks they could hit up a gal they just saw on the street, do they?

 

[HeySeansOnline]

1) HOT GIRL! HOT GIRL! OH MY GOD!

2) Must ... not ... stare ... at ... cleavage.

Ok I'm exaggerating a bit but this situation has occasionally awkwardly happened on the train.

 

[The Sandvich]

Since I have a low self esteem, I'd probably think "No way I'd get her..." and just go about my daily business. Yeah, I'm a pessimist

 

[Browbeat]

1) Tenscale. Every hot/alluring/immediately compelling entity is ten-scaled.

2)Pending evaluation: Pitch a tent/observe carefully/skillfully flirt while looking for exploitable openings/ 'surprise sex'

 

[sms_117b]

1st thought "Daym!"

2nd thought "Wait, I have a girlfriend"

 

[T-Bone24]

[sub]I didn't like my first answer...[/sub]

"Well hello madam!"

Then walk merrily on my way, as I'm probably on the street and this is Britain. We do not talk to strangers on the street unless they have stolen something or have stuck something in you, be it a penis, a knife or a bullet.

 

[Roamin11]

A)Pssshhhh my beloved is better
B) Look directly at said hot girl getting her attention then giving my lover a smooch X3

 

[Sacman]

A)"Don't get an erection, don't get an erection..."
B)Sit there gawking like an idiot usually, though that seems to happen less now...

 

[Terminate421]

Is she:
A. Not annoying
B. Have large boobs

 

[Varrdy]

a) Argle-bargle-wibble-phwoooar *mental slap* Christ on a bike!
b) Wonder if she would call the Police if I said hello. Decide she would. Leave her be then berate myself for being feeble later.

Wardy

 

[ottenni]

a)Damn! She fine,
b)SWANDIVE!
c)????
d)PROFIT!

Im just that sexy.

 

[pyrosaw]

"the guy that's banging her is most likely a douche."

This.

 

[MegaManOfNumbers]

the first thought I have? uhh, I'm not allowed to say in public.

 

[Inconspicuous Trenchcoat]

a)I continue in my current train of thought, but it's interrupted and stutters because I'm gawking at the hot girl. Possibly shift most of my focus onto the hot girl.
b)I continue in my train of thought or continue admiring zee beauty, then go on with my day. I don't befriend/flirt/talk to every hot girl I come across.

I'm in college, so I see a "hot girl" every 10 seconds or so.

 

[MicrosoftPaysMe]

My first reaction? It isn't in my head, if you know what I mean.
Next thought is "Dude,forget it."

My first reaction is in one of my heads

Oh, well played!

Spoiler

*chomp chomp chomp* mmm delicious

 

[Left4Cake]

1) Is she a gamer?
2) If so will here political/religious point of view conflict with mine?

 

[Simalacrum]

a) nuh uh uh, you have a girlfriend!

b) You have a girlfriend!!!