First thought: "Oh the things I would do to her!"
Second thought: "Try and find a spot where you can look quite happily without being noticed"
Third thought: "You know Pariah, this is why you're single, you sexually deprived deviant..."
Fourth thought: "If only I had the money, or the charm, or the manipulation skills..."
"All in good time, eventually we shall take our revenge on the female gender..."
"Damnit I hate girls, why must I find them sexually attractive, I shall go down more drinks to forget they exist."
*sees another hot girl*
"Oh the things I would do to her!" and repeat.