First thought in your head when you see a hot girl

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Sheo_Dagana

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I think "her attractiveness has likely lended itself to her ego in such a way that she is a total *****."

Then, I get on with my life.
 

LHZA

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I'm a straight female but...

1) Think, damn she's fine
2) a. check out ass b. make internal comment on ass c. if boyfriend is around point out ass if nice. d. make comment on how we are a really creepy couple. e. think about soup.
 

atombeast707

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a) DAT ASS!! jk im not an ass guy. but mostly just 'damn... nice.'

b)walk away/i was never near her/i wanna whack it to her on fb
 

AvsJoe

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a) no thought.
b) wait *looks again* she's kinda cute.

Then I usually forget her within the next couple of seconds.
 

Ironman126

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1. Meh. Whatever. I have more important things to do.
2. There is no thought 2. At least about said female.

Why? Cuz there are ALWAYS better things to do than think about women. Like work. Or have fun. Or eat paint chips. Come to think of it, i can't think of anything i wouldn't rather do than talk to or think about a girl.

And yes, i'm a straight male.
 

onewheeled

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a) DAMN.

b) Wait, I'm in a long-distance relationship right now. Forget about it, go back to whatever you were doing.
 

Tukadian

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Just got out of s 3 year relationship with a beautiful woman who turned out to have some major problems, the break-up ended up resulting in a court date. This is right after a year long relationship with another chick who was pretty much the same. So now my first thought is "Wow she's hot... wonder what kind of baggage she's got?"
 

Vrex360

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"DIE HUMAN SCUM, DIE!!! YOU AND YOUR SUPPLE BREASTS SHALL BURN IN THE FIRES OF THE SANGHEILIAN CRUSADE!!!"

*ahem*

Okay, in actuality I would probably just think to myself:
"Damn, that woman is attractive."
But then be followed up by:
"Mustn't stare."

Because I don't want to look like one of those creeps who just gawps at women, it's disrespectful.
 

Sightless Wisdom

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a) Damn she's hot... this is distracting.
b) No seriously... I can't get any work done when I can't stop looking at her. Curse you biology!!!
 

Tdc2182

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a.) Oh hello.

b) If she is friends with any of my friends, Immediately strike up conversation about fighting bears and lifting weights with him, you know, manly stuff.

If she has no relation to anyone of my friends, ignore her because shes probably a *****.
 

yamitami

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Out of left field a lesbian!

A) Thank god there are still girls who understand that CURVES are sexier than ribs poking out and skinny asses like that of a 10 year old boy.
B) Keep walking because I have no leeway in my schedule for romance (hooray college). Also I'm shy.
 

Chevy235

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A) "Man I could strangle her all night long!"
B) Ask my neighbor's dog for advice vis a vis pursuance of girl strangling.
 

Orcus The Ultimate

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Ham_authority95 said:
Orcus_35 said:
Ham_authority95 said:
1.She's hot
2. hmmm...just going home and having a wank would be much easier than trying to sleep with her...
that's just sad dude!
How is it sad? Because I don't submit to superficiality and choose the easiest way to solve the problem?
no, you should take the courage to do it! or drink a glass of whisky before talking !
 

Ham_authority95

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Orcus_35 said:
Ham_authority95 said:
Orcus_35 said:
Ham_authority95 said:
1.She's hot
2. hmmm...just going home and having a wank would be much easier than trying to sleep with her...
that's just sad dude!
How is it sad? Because I don't submit to superficiality and choose the easiest way to solve the problem?
no, you should take the courage to do it! or drink a glass of whisky before talking !
Yeah, like I'm going to bother talking up every girl who I think has a nice ass (i.e 2/10 of the girls at my highschool)