First thoughts on games?

[Michaelis96]

Deus Ex: Human Revolution "Does he wake up like that, 'cause bloody hell he must spend a lot on hair spray." quickly followed by "Why does he have a voice reminescent of a washing machine filled with bricks?"

Assassin's Creed II : "Ooh, I can stab things and they bleed, YAY!"

LA Noire: "Bitches get out of my way, I have a car and I know how to use it!"

 

[RemuValtrez]

GTA 3: Ohaithar! *Shoot* *Stab* *Steals Car*

Morrowind: Oooooooo Look at that, a lockpicking skill. *Attempts* Didn't work. Sad. Ohshi- Guards are after me ruuuuunnnnnnnn!

Divine Divinity: This looks like Diablo2. Neat. *Steals* Wha-*Kicked out of house for stealing* Son of a....

 

[Hamish Durie]

EVERY game I buy brand new:

"I paid 80 bucks for this, please for the love of Christ be good."

This but $110 dollars

stupid Aus Prices.

can't belive im paying 120 bucks for this game

sly triliogy-oh hello there childhood
kingdom hearts 1-the hell is this
kingdom hearts 2-O.O sale 60 bucks SQEEEEEE*clamps hand over mouth*
assasins creed-*throws yet another begger women into the river* annnnnnd that makes 6
assasins creed2-throwing knives check kife check hiddenblades check crossbow check broadsword check gun......wait what
mirrors edge-jumpcroughrunjumpwallrunkickdisarmshootrunnslideshootrunshootdropBIGjumprollrunjump ect dam I'm good
Deux Ex-what! throwing explodee barrles gets no points
crackdown-jumps off highest point in the game