FIve things that you believe never should have been invented.

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Olrod

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1) The internet.
2) Computer games.
3) Internet websites about computer games.
4) Sarcasm/satire/irony/etc.
5) Five-item lists.
 

A random person

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-Live-action adaptations of animated shows.
-Portions of masculism. I'm not talking about those with legitimate grievances about false rape and/or a desire to explore the full spectrum of gender politics, I'm referring to those who write up color-coded systems of "shaming language" and then call anyone who supports the 19th amendment a "mangina." Warren Farrel's alright.
-DRM and other draconian anti-piracy measures. They crack so quickly it's not funny anymore, rendering only a pretty strong inconvenience to legitimate buyers.
-The notion that emotions=bad and logic=good. Logic depends on a basic goal, otherwise nothing is preferable to anything (for example, the idea that murder is bad depends on the idea that it's heavily preferable for someone to live. Otherwise there's no moral preference either way). The idea of pure logic is hilarious.
-The term political correctness. For one thing, it takes the concept of certain ideas being generally liked and disliked, something that existed since people spoke, and makes it out to be a recent horrible development. It then makes the implication that generally liked ideas are bad and disliked ones good (ever seen one of those "politically incorrect and proud of it" bumperstickers, or see someone be attacked for being politically correct?), being pretty much a platform for demonizing the basic idea of getting along and not treating people like crap (because those are lies from the liberal sheeple, amirite?), and conversely giving credence to otherwise idiotic ideas with a bizarre underdog narrative (i.e pretty much any time someone goes on about the "liberal media").

Besides, it's something hack comedians use to make themselves look edgy and rebellious for dropping the n-word a few times.
 

sycoesis

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1 religion
2 Scientology (no its not a religion its an idiocy)
3 gum (i hate gum don't know why just do)
4 fushigee (i don't know how to spell it)
5 the without a paddle remake (the first one is one of the best movies ive ever seen the remake made me regret living for a little while)
6 slender man (i still have nightmares and now so will you)
 

Peteron

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Snarky Username said:
Peteron said:
Snarky Username said:
Peteron said:
1) Teenagers who won't stop whining about their life (All of them but me) (Also tied with Justin Bieber)
2) Pepto Bismol
3) Dr. Pepper
4) Snuggies
5) Twilight
6) Scott Pilgrim
7) The Jonas Brothers
8) People who defend Naruto as if is a religion.
What's wrong with Pepto-Bismal? Does soothing upset stomachs offend your religious beliefs?

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1. Nazi-ism (I think we can all agree that the Nazis were generally bad)
2. Justin Beiber
3. Dane Cook
4. Every Guitar Hero game past 3 2
5. *reserved for Kinect*
It tastes terrible and I have never been able to take it without throwing it up. It looks and tastes disgusting.
But it's not supposed to taste good, it's supposed to sooth your nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, or diarrhea (Hey!).

I guess I just don't see your logic. Pepto Bismal has gotten me through a lot of rough patches of my life.
It is a terrible excuse for medicine. I know medicine isn't supposed to taste good, but it isn't supposed to taste that bad either! And the only way it helps an upset stomach is by spewing all the bad food out of you.
 

Real_horrorshow

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1- Disneyland
2- Optimism
3- Twilight
4- Fox News
5- Slice Bread
6- Jurassic Park (yeah, ask John Hammond)
7- the 90's
8- Religion
9- the ice capades
10- and Kevin Bacon
 

Tartarga

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1. Reality Shows. Or as I like to call them "TV shows for whores"
2. Twilight. Completely ruined vampires and the word twilight for me.
3. The English Language. Its retarded and my teachers can't teach it for shit.
4. DVD Re-winder. Need I say more?
5. Mecha-Godzilla. Bastard keeps blowing up my house.
 

zyoto12

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1. Rap
2. Twilight
3. Jeresy Shore
4. Religous extremists (i include atheist etremists here too)
5. nukes
 

Azaraxzealot

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Jezzeh said:
1. Religion - Pretty basic thing here. I suppose it wasn't necessarily an "invention" depending on how you look at it, but... Whatever.
religion is an invention, an invention of the mind, so you're right on track :D

as for me, i wish (even though i love it AND the xbox) Halo was never invented, because it started the whole trend of "realistic" shooters. it's just not worth it to not have more games like Unreal Tournament and Doom ruling the shooter scene.......
 

TeeBs

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Modern Day Patriots
Not Religion as a whole, but Religion as a Device.
Gay - Straight Camps *Whatever you want to call it*
Arguments that use emotions rather then fact.
Music as a media and not as an Art *And by that I mean No I am not a Dadrock fag, this division happened long before my time*.
 

A random person

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VikingSteve said:
way to try and be deep random person


stick to stuff that won't fuck up the world without it
Sorry, couldn't seem to think up enough trivial things I hate besides that first one (and even then that's a throwaway; Scott Pilgrim convinced me you could, given proper directing and the right approach to special effects, make a good live-action adaptation of a sillier shonen manga). Besides, people going on about political correctness really does piss me off.

In my defense on the "fucking up the world without them," though, I kept in mind that guns work as a "great equalizer," moving humanity away from dependence on brute physical strength.
 

TeeBs

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I also want to go on a slight rant about the people who say Rap.
Rap is a far more expansive genre then you guys probably know, Rap as a vocal styling has a technique, it may not be traditional singing but nether is metal or screamo, and im sure some of you guys are gonna bawl about how I compared Metal to Rap and Screamo, if you describe Screamo as people who scream with the music then screamo is a far more expansive genre as well.
Though Screamo is actually a sub-genre of a variety of genres that use screaming.

/Rant
 

Nieroshai

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Wow, a lot of people hate some pretty good, useful, and/or necessary things! So here's my list in the name of all that is contrary:

1. Atheism
2. The Obama Recession
3. Xbox360
4. Porn
5. The Escapist

lol now for what I REALLY wanted to post before I read my fellow posters:

1. The Nuke
2. Nancy Pelosi(She IS an android, I'm CERTAIN!)
3. Playboy Passion Enhancer(I drank some on a dare and it's the NASTIEST $h*t I've ever drank...)
4. Farmville
5. Dante's Inferno(The Visceral Studios game)
 

Madara XIII

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Tanner Brichacek said:
Modern Day Patriots
Not Religion as a whole, but Religion as a Device.
Gay - Straight Camps *Whatever you want to call it*
Arguments that use emotions rather then fact.
Music as a media and not as an Art *And by that I mean No I am not a Dadrock fag, this division happened long before my time*.
Yeah I say Religion as a Device as well. Mainly because even in Christianity GOD never intended for that....
If anything Religion is a man made institute filled with good intention, but turns the worship of God into a competition and at times a mundane and drab ritual that eventually drives a number of people away from God rather than draw them to him.

God: So you shall spread my word and help thy fellow man on the path to righteousness.

Man 1: Ok sweet....Hey what if we make an exclusive sect devoted to prosecuting and recruiting those who don't believe our every exact interpretation of the Bible?

Man 2: Hey that's sounds like a great Idea...Only Mine is Better!!!

Man 1: NU UH!! Mine is!!!

God:.....*Sigh*....I give up...Seeya in a few millenium when you kill my son....Ungrateful pricks.

 

Lordedubs

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1.Nuclear Weapons
that's all I can really think off right now but I'm super tired so not really trying either