Flirting with strangers :-D
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Look cool. Lean against a wall, or, if a wall isn't handy, against air.
Always wear sunglasses, and try very hard not to bump into things when indoors.
Ride a motorcycle everywhere, including indoors. Make sure you know how to ride first, though, as horrific crashes aren't very suave.
Learn to wink, and replace blinking with winking. It may look like you have a facial twitch, but keep at it. It'll look cool eventually.
When in doubt, just mutter something about being ironic and leg it.
In all seriousness, just be confident while not overconfident. Good luck finding that balance, though it's easier than leaning on air.
-Terry Pratchett.
Sorry, mate, saw a chance for a Terry Pratchett quote and couldn't resist.
Always wear sunglasses, and try very hard not to bump into things when indoors.
Ride a motorcycle everywhere, including indoors. Make sure you know how to ride first, though, as horrific crashes aren't very suave.
Learn to wink, and replace blinking with winking. It may look like you have a facial twitch, but keep at it. It'll look cool eventually.
When in doubt, just mutter something about being ironic and leg it.
In all seriousness, just be confident while not overconfident. Good luck finding that balance, though it's easier than leaning on air.
"Classically, very few people have considered that cleanliness is next to godliness, apart from in a very sternly abridged dictionary."smearyllama said:
-Terry Pratchett.
Sorry, mate, saw a chance for a Terry Pratchett quote and couldn't resist.
I was just about to remark. It's remarkably self-aware, though, judging by the username.Sentox6 said:This is the least imaginative trolling I've seen this month.Annoying Turd said:I can't keep girls :-( They always leave me and never come back.
Im such a loser... a girlfriendless loser
You'll need cleanliness, suave attitude, Level 6-10 Charisma, and don't just go up and flirt, that would be creepy.
You want another Terry Pratchett quote?AtheistAndProud said:
"Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon..."
So there.
Flirting doesn't work as well as guys think it does. Any girl worth your time (as in not total airhead bimbos) will think it's annoying. Instead, just talk to them. About normal things. It works a lot better.Annoying Turd said:
And for the love of god, if a girl mentions anything at all about having a boyfriend/fiance/husband/etc., BACK THE FUCK OFF! If I have to hear one more guy tell me "he doesn't have to know", I'm going to acquire a reflex of dick-punching.
It's extremely relevant. I wouldn't want to sit through a bad joke and apparently people on this thread aren't too keen on it either.TU4AR said:
Anyway, I think the reason that everyone was getting on AnnoyingTurd is because of the self-deprecating humor especially in a thread where people are trying to instill confidence and give advice to him. Its sort of like trying to help somebody up from a bad fall and, when you extend your hand to aid them, they tell you to fuck off (except in a less harsh tone of voice).
Maybe instead of pining away for a random girl, you should try working on yourself instead? Try being comfortable by yourself before trying to attach yourself to someone else. Or you may just bring all your own issues into your relationship with her. I know it's kind of impossible not to bring your past with you.. but take care to manage it first so that it's not twenty tonnes of baggage you're dumping at her door, but a single, manageable bag that you can let her explore, and be ready to lend a hand with hers too. Metaphor over.
I don't know if that's too idealistic or whatever, but hey. Worked for me. Make yourself into the best 'you' that you can. You don't have to be super buff, or a crazy awesome guitar player that can serenade her.. Don't try to deceive someone by being false, y'know? But hey, you're probably a pretty damn cool guy, and when you believe that, she'll believe that too. Anyways, yeah, relax, and work on being a whole person. 'Cause relationships arent about looking for somebody to "complete" you. It's about looking for someone who compliments you, as a whole person. Two wholes become one, not two halves make one.
I don't know if that's too idealistic or whatever, but hey. Worked for me. Make yourself into the best 'you' that you can. You don't have to be super buff, or a crazy awesome guitar player that can serenade her.. Don't try to deceive someone by being false, y'know? But hey, you're probably a pretty damn cool guy, and when you believe that, she'll believe that too. Anyways, yeah, relax, and work on being a whole person. 'Cause relationships arent about looking for somebody to "complete" you. It's about looking for someone who compliments you, as a whole person. Two wholes become one, not two halves make one.
just like everyone starts out as a noob, everyone starts out as a stranger, without talking to strangers you isolate yourself in a world full of people... Then again 'I' live on an island where the biggest crime in the last two years has been drunken driving and the biggest tradegy was a suicide so its a little less dangerous to play with strangers...
If you're just shy, get a wingman. Preferably a bro you can bullshit with and have fun. You'll get distracted and forget to be shy. In fact, going out with friends is a good way in general. Sitting at a bar and moping by yourself isn't going to attract anyone.
If you just suck at talking to girls, be a bro's wingman and observe. Practice on her friend.
If you suck at fashion, find a really frou-frou lesbian and ask for advice. She'll probably be good for advice on women too.
If you're fat. Work out and drink water.
Get a hobby. Girls love acting and a large proportion of the men there will be gay. Try theater. You'll basically be forced to talk to girls that way. Other good hobbies are dancing and swimming. These can all be applied to picking up chicks.
If you just suck at talking to girls, be a bro's wingman and observe. Practice on her friend.
If you suck at fashion, find a really frou-frou lesbian and ask for advice. She'll probably be good for advice on women too.
If you're fat. Work out and drink water.
Get a hobby. Girls love acting and a large proportion of the men there will be gay. Try theater. You'll basically be forced to talk to girls that way. Other good hobbies are dancing and swimming. These can all be applied to picking up chicks.
No, I imagine you wouldn't.TU4AR said:
Let me try and simplify it so you can comprehend. I did not say that jokes are not humourous. I said that asking for advice in a serious manner and subsequently playing it off with banal jokes is not humorous. Note the emphasis on "and": in the English language, it serves as a conjunction, requiring (in this context) that both conditions be met before the assertion applies. Straightforward, no?
Still, whether any verbal or written construct can be characterised as "humourous" is ultimately subjective, of course. In this case, I simply chose to give the author the benefit of the doubt and interpreted his intentions as trolling; it's much more flattering than the idea that this thread was intended to somehow be funny.
In short, get off my nuts, bro -_-