Flirting with strangers :-D

[Annoying Turd]

What do I do if girls give me numbers? I'm too shy to call them back :-(

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

Just relax and try to start up a normal conversation. Follow that up with, "I really like talking with you, maybe we should grab lunch sometime." Don't pose it as a question, make it more of a statement of fact, but don't be forceful. If you come across as too pleady or too demanding, it's going to sink fast.

And if they give you their number, call them in two days, or you'll seem desperate.

 

[Annoying Turd]

I'm still lonely guys... your advice isn't working :-( All the girls hate me now and won't even look at me...

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

I'm still lonely guys... your advice isn't working :-( All the girls hate me now and won't even look at me...

... It's been like twenty minutes.
Are you telling me you ran outside and tried all of this advice in the space of twenty fucking minutes.

 

[Mo-shi]

Don't just start flirting ... I as a girl find that really creepy. Maybe have an open mind? Like "hey, i'll listen to what this girl is saying, and if I like any of what she is saying, I can start a conversation with her, and maybe start flirting from there". It's kinda creepy to just start flirting. Or it might be funny. But I doubt you want a girl to just start laughing at you ...

It's like when Rick the Adventure Sphere was flirting with Chell, me. It was suppose to be funny, by c'mooon. If Chell I could talk, I would've been laughing.

"I have a blackbelt, in everything. ... Bedroom."

Good hygiene is important.
After all, cleanliness is next to godliness.

^ This too. But ... I thought cleanliness was next to managerliness?

 

[Mo-shi]

I'm still lonely guys... your advice isn't working :-( All the girls hate me now and won't even look at me...

... It's been like twenty minutes.
Are you telling my you ran outside and tried all of this advice in the space of twenty fucking minutes.

Guys. C'mon. Can't you see he's trying really hard here. If he wants to run outside and try, and fail. Let him be. Perseverance is great.

 

[Annoying Turd]

I'm still lonely guys... your advice isn't working :-( All the girls hate me now and won't even look at me...

... It's been like twenty minutes.
Are you telling me you ran outside and tried all of this advice in the space of twenty fucking minutes.

I've tried every single piece of advice in the past, and I'm sitting here all alone. I still don't know how to please girls.

 

[Johnnyallstar]

I always flirt, but almost never seriously.

 

[Annoying Turd]

I always flirt, but almost never seriously.

I am bold enough to approach and flirt with strangers... but it doesn't end well for me.

Maybe I need to learn how to flirt better...

 

[Johnnyallstar]

I always flirt, but almost never seriously.

I am bold enough to approach and flirt with strangers... but it doesn't end well for me.

Maybe I need to learn how to flirt better...

Well, I'll admit a lot of girls find me cute, which tends to help a ton. As for somebody who's an annoying turd... well.... no guarantees on how they'll take that

 

[Annoying Turd]

I always flirt, but almost never seriously.

I am bold enough to approach and flirt with strangers... but it doesn't end well for me.

Maybe I need to learn how to flirt better...

Well, I'll admit a lot of girls find me cute, which tends to help a ton. As for somebody who's an annoying turd... well.... no guarantees on how they'll take that

I can't keep girls :-( They always leave me and never come back.

Im such a loser... a girlfriendless loser

 

[Sandjube]

Well, I'm socially inept/awkward, so I don't, no.

 

[iphonerose]

"Does this smell like chloroform?"

That out of my system, if they're strangers, you may want to try becoming friends first.

haha stolen from jimmy carr!!
but generally, approach with confidence and if you've a sense of humour that helps!

 

[FreeDoM.]

Be yourself.

 

[mireko]

Scream uncontrollably and break both your hands with a claw hammer.

Works every time.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

Guys. C'mon. Can't you see he's trying really hard here. If he wants to run outside and try, and fail. Let him be. Perseverance is great.

I don't think he is. This is a whine thread in the shape of an advice thread.

Case in point:

I've tried every single piece of advice in the past, and I'm sitting here all alone. I still don't know how to please girls.

Well, here's an idea. Stop trying to fucking please them and grow a personality.
Girls are not mystical alien creatures that have to be worshiped or figured out. They're fucking people.

This advice, here, was general advice, not something you try a few times and then it fails. Especially the parts where people told you mindset is everything. That shit takes, you know, an entire fucking shift in mindset, it doesn't happen for like five minutes and then you let it go.

The best thing, here, for you? Stop caring about this. It's not important. You probably have friends or you'd have mentioned your lack of them, so you are not COMPLETELY without social skills. Though you are trying very hard to present yourself as such, for some reason.
When you stop giving a shit, you'll remember how not to be an awkward bundle of weirdo. Start letting your personality shine through. And you DO fucking have one, what I said up there was hyperbole. You're just trying too hard, and that's keeping it buried.

 

[Joshimodo]

"Does this smell like chloroform?"

That out of my system, if they're strangers, you may want to try becoming friends first.

My personal one is "Does that drink taste like rohypnol to you?"

haha stolen from jimmy carr!!
but generally, approach with confidence and if you've a sense of humour that helps!

No, the joke has been around far longer than Carr's career. He just steals puns half of the time.

 

[PatSilverFox]

Omegle

Enough said.
Meaning yes.