Flirting

[TheRightToArmBears]

don't try touching when first approaching them, it could work, but the girls that like that sort of thing, are not really the ones you want.

just talk to them, and pretend like you are a caring person, it works wonders.
EDIT: and of course playing bass helps
[small]sorry forgot it, fix'd it now[/small]

Hey wait, if playing the bass helps, then what the hell? I'm grade 8, I can play almost anything after a bit of practice (bragging is painful, but I'm making a point), so why don't I get more pussy than a lolcats thread on a furry forum?

 

[Aunel]

don't try touching when first approaching them, it could work, but the girls that like that sort of thing, are not really the ones you want.

just talk to them, and pretend like you are a caring person, it works wonders.
EDIT: and of course playing bass helps
[small]sorry forgot it, fix'd it now[/small]

Hey wait, if playing the bass helps, then what the hell? I'm grade 8, I can play almost anything after a bit of practice (bragging is painful, but I'm making a point), so why don't I get more pussy than a lolcats thread on a furry forum?

helps I said, not insta awesome, because the only one that gets insta awesome is me.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

don't try touching when first approaching them, it could work, but the girls that like that sort of thing, are not really the ones you want.

just talk to them, and pretend like you are a caring person, it works wonders.
EDIT: and of course playing bass helps
[small]sorry forgot it, fix'd it now[/small]

Hey wait, if playing the bass helps, then what the hell? I'm grade 8, I can play almost anything after a bit of practice (bragging is painful, but I'm making a point), so why don't I get more pussy than a lolcats thread on a furry forum?

helps I said, not insta awesome, because the only one that gets insta awesome is me.

Heh, I'm joking. I'm actually in a relationship.

 

[aPod]

don't try touching when first approaching them, it could work, but the girls that like that sort of thing, are not really the ones you want.

just talk to them, and pretend like you are a caring person, it works wonders.
EDIT: and of course playing bass helps
[small]sorry forgot it, fix'd it now[/small]

Hey wait, if playing the bass helps, then what the hell? I'm grade 8, I can play almost anything after a bit of practice (bragging is painful, but I'm making a point), so why don't I get more pussy than a lolcats thread on a furry forum?

Well, looks like you got step 1 down... step two is getting into a band... even ugly no personality clowns get laid if they're in a band.

 

[Aunel]

don't try touching when first approaching them, it could work, but the girls that like that sort of thing, are not really the ones you want.

just talk to them, and pretend like you are a caring person, it works wonders.
EDIT: and of course playing bass helps
[small]sorry forgot it, fix'd it now[/small]

Hey wait, if playing the bass helps, then what the hell? I'm grade 8, I can play almost anything after a bit of practice (bragging is painful, but I'm making a point), so why don't I get more pussy than a lolcats thread on a furry forum?

helps I said, not insta awesome, because the only one that gets insta awesome is me.

Heh, I'm joking. I'm actually in a relationship.

[small]I'm not...[/small]

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

don't try touching when first approaching them, it could work, but the girls that like that sort of thing, are not really the ones you want.

just talk to them, and pretend like you are a caring person, it works wonders.
EDIT: and of course playing bass helps
[small]sorry forgot it, fix'd it now[/small]

Hey wait, if playing the bass helps, then what the hell? I'm grade 8, I can play almost anything after a bit of practice (bragging is painful, but I'm making a point), so why don't I get more pussy than a lolcats thread on a furry forum?

helps I said, not insta awesome, because the only one that gets insta awesome is me.

Heh, I'm joking. I'm actually in a relationship.

[small]I'm not...[/small]

That's because you're too obvious. Only say if you're asked...
"You play an instrument?"
"Yeah, I play a little bass." *Jazzy slap solo*

 

[ReincarnatedFTP]

There's one girl who doesn't flirt with me at all. But she sent one of her friends into the shop where I work to see me a couple of times. I never got to see this friend though, so all I have to go on is what I've been told by my colleges.

Apparently she just asks where I am, then when someone tells her I'm up stairs, she blushes and leaves.

It's weird as hell, but intrigueing nonetheless.

I don't know if this is a very subtle troll and if I say anything you'll argue, or some form of joke.

Nevertheless, I'll risk stepping into a trap to state this:This girl probably doesn't exist and it's some people messing with you.

Actually that wouldn't surprise me at all. But a man can dream can't he?

Besides, I have got her name, and I see her just about every week, so if she wants to say anything she can.

Are you dissappointed that I'm not trolling?

Pleasantly surprised is the proper term.

 

[Gorrister]

I get drunk and grab their boobs. Seems to work a lot of the time. I think. Being slapped is a sign that they like you right?

 

[Aunel]

don't try touching when first approaching them, it could work, but the girls that like that sort of thing, are not really the ones you want.

just talk to them, and pretend like you are a caring person, it works wonders.
EDIT: and of course playing bass helps
[small]sorry forgot it, fix'd it now[/small]

Hey wait, if playing the bass helps, then what the hell? I'm grade 8, I can play almost anything after a bit of practice (bragging is painful, but I'm making a point), so why don't I get more pussy than a lolcats thread on a furry forum?

helps I said, not insta awesome, because the only one that gets insta awesome is me.

Heh, I'm joking. I'm actually in a relationship.

[small]I'm not...[/small]

That's because you're too obvious. Only say if you're asked...
"You play an instrument?"
"Yeah, I play a little bass." *Jazzy slap solo*

strange thing is, at school nobody knows I'm a singer, which I think is very awesome (them not knowing)

I'm just a bassist to them.

 

[Argtee]

"Hey there babe, wanna see how you pwn enough n00bs to get the nuke un MW2?"

I'd love to see that actually work.

Anyways: I'm pretty bad a flirting, so I can't really give any good advice.

 

[Layz92]

Sounds cliched but just be yourself and talk to them like you would if they were your friend or anyone else. Because unless you're an A grade actor I somehow doubt you could maintain a facade of being some suave witty gentleman for the rest of the relationship.

 

[FranzTyphid]

don't try touching when first approaching them, it could work, but the girls that like that sort of thing, are not really the ones you want.

just talk to them, and pretend like you are a caring person, it works wonders.
EDIT: and of course playing bass helps
[small]sorry forgot it, fix'd it now[/small]

Hey wait, if playing the bass helps, then what the hell? I'm grade 8, I can play almost anything after a bit of practice (bragging is painful, but I'm making a point), so why don't I get more pussy than a lolcats thread on a furry forum?

helps I said, not insta awesome, because the only one that gets insta awesome is me.

Heh, I'm joking. I'm actually in a relationship.

[small]I'm not...[/small]

That's because you're too obvious. Only say if you're asked...
"You play an instrument?"
"Yeah, I play a little bass." *Jazzy slap solo*

strange thing is, at school nobody knows I'm a singer, which I think is very awesome (them not knowing)

I'm just a bassist to them.

i love you?

 

[Blair Bennett]

"Hey there babe, wanna see how you pwn enough n00bs to get the nuke un MW2?"

Even if it's a 1 to 1000 chance, it'll be priceless if it works

Hell, I'd buy it.

OT: I'm absolutely shit at anything even remotely associated with relationships/people/human contact, but I'm going to be honest: the best thing you can do is be both nice, as well as confident. Nothings puts people off quite like a nice bout of adulterated douchebaggery.

Also, it helps if you put it out there that you're interested in the person (preferably after that person has had a decent amount of exposure to you, so as to keep things comfortable) as a majority of people appear to have been unaware of the fact that flirting was occurring.

 

[FranzTyphid]

Sounds cliched but just be yourself and talk to them like you would if they were your friend or anyone else. Because unless you're an A grade actor I somehow doubt you could maintain a facade of being some suave witty gentleman for the rest of the relationship.

Well i do go to 2 drama clubs would that be enough?

 

[Spineyguy]

There's one girl who doesn't flirt with me at all. But she sent one of her friends into the shop where I work to see me a couple of times. I never got to see this friend though, so all I have to go on is what I've been told by my colleges.

Apparently she just asks where I am, then when someone tells her I'm up stairs, she blushes and leaves.

It's weird as hell, but intrigueing nonetheless.

I don't know if this is a very subtle troll and if I say anything you'll argue, or some form of joke.

Nevertheless, I'll risk stepping into a trap to state this:This girl probably doesn't exist and it's some people messing with you.

Actually that wouldn't surprise me at all. But a man can dream can't he?

Besides, I have got her name, and I see her just about every week, so if she wants to say anything she can.

Are you dissappointed that I'm not trolling?

Pleasantly surprised is the proper term.

They are the same thing.

 

[MFunction]

Wow your love life must be really horrible because you are talking about on a forum. Have fun being a lonely sad ass.

Wow, your love life must really be horrible because you're talking about other people talking about their lack of a love life.

I have girlfriend and we are really happy to be together I just get bored of people complaining about on the internet. We are meant to be trolling about star wars and shit not about love life!

 

[Jonatron]

Wow your love life must be really horrible because you are talking about on a forum. Have fun being a lonely sad ass.

Wow, your love life must really be horrible because you're talking about other people talking about their lack of a love life.

I have girlfriend and we are really happy to be together I just get bored of people complaining about on the internet. We are meant to be trolling about star wars and shit not about love life!

Fair enough, but if you didn't have a girlfriend you'd have more time to complain about your lack. Also,

C3PO SUX R2D2 NUTS, K?

 

[MFunction]

what the funk are you on about?! SHUT THE FUCK UP! GO AWAY AND CONSULT YOUR GRANDMOTHER ABOUT LOVE!

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

I think people flirt without noticing. If you focus on it too much you could jinx yourself. Sort of like getting attacked by that giant elmo that lives in your closet.

Confidence is key, along with humor. When you're talking to someone for the first time, try and keep a conversational balance between things that you have in common, and interesting things that you do. Too much of either one is guaranteed to get you nowhere

Approach her slowly, keep your back straight and don't look at the ground, keep your hands out of your pockets...

Tip: This also works for approaching various wild animals.

I approve, that made me laugh.

Wow your love life must be really horrible because you are talking about on a forum. Have fun being a lonely sad ass.

Cheer up mate, we're like a strange, out of this world family here.

Wow your love life must be really horrible because you are talking about on a forum. Have fun being a lonely sad ass.

The blunt and harsh way of putting it, but truthful nevertheless.

Meh, it could be worse, I guess.