Flu causes zombie-like behavior in teens in 151 patients up to age 17

[the_anderspawn]

[link]http://search.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/nn20091202a6.html[/link]

Looks like the flu turned out to be the zombie virus after all.

 

[Baradiel]

Ah well, looks like the end of the world is nigh. Time to lock myself in my room.

Better safe than sorry.

 

[Outofideas]

Well, looks like it's time to cut off my hand, attatch a chainsaw, change my name and get to work.

 

[JRCB]

I have yet to turn into a zombie. Only two more years and I`ll be zombie proof!

 

[Go Fighting In The War Room]

Alright. Time for me to find a Vietnam Vet, A college Student, A black Office Worker, A biker Dude, A souther Gambler, Mechanic, Coach and Reporter and Find a building with a red steel door.

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

Why do I always get this news on the weekend goddamnit?

 

[-Drifter-]

It's not just a nasty flu, it's the T-Virus. So it makes sense that this is happening in Japan, I suppose.

 

[trebthegamer]

holy s**** my wish came true the zombie apocalypse is near

 

[Ibanez887]

Ah well, looks like the end of the world is nigh. Time to lock myself in my room.

Better safe than sorry.

Alright. Time for me to find a Vietnam Vet, A college Student, A black Office Worker, A biker Dude, A souther Gambler, Mechanic, Coach and Reporter and Find a building with a red steel door.

Dammit, you both beat me too L4D references

 

[SaunaKalja]

Yeah yeah, we all know the drill by now. There's a new "zomg zombie apocalypse"-thread here like every day, so surviving should be a breeze.

 

[hittite]

http://images.roosterteeth.com/assets/media/9_4b1b0908bd0e7.jpg

Yes, even the guys at Rooster Teeth are taking this one seriously. Head for the hills!

 

[Simalacrum]

...riiiight, time to go to the local gun store then...

 

[El Poncho]

Should I say it? I don't think I will incase it offends anyone, if you desperately want to know just ask but it isn't that funny tbh.

Anywayyss ohshit ohshit ohshit, if my friend finds out he will start this fucking shit about there being a virus that can re-animate the dead and I will have to slap him again for being obsessed with zombies.

...riiiight, time to go to the local gun store then...

What local gunstore! We're in Britain :O

 

[trebthegamer]

ooh i got to get my camera...... nooooo i'm the wii version

 

[silverbullet1989]

crowbar or cricket bat.... choices choices choices

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Looks like it's zombie hunt'n time

Who wants to be in my L4D group? You gotta be able to somehow spawn unlimited ammo for your pistol

 

[Metric Monkey]

Crap, I never bought the Zombie Survival Guide!
I am so screwed.

 

[dududf]

I don't actually think a Zombie Apocalypse is probably (dawn of the dead type) due to every single person knowing what to do in case of zombie, gloves, mask, aim for head. Too easy if it happens, it'll end up as a fun past time.


Actually, all the Zombie apocalypse will do is get rid of the stupid people who do not know what to do in case of zombie. So it may just be a +.

 

[Karlaxx]

!@#$

I must ensure that my father does not see this!!

(His zombie plan is to kneecap me so that I can be his escape goat T_T)