Flu causes zombie-like behavior in teens in 151 patients up to age 17

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dalek sec

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Damn, time to hit up the sporting goods store for supplies and a rifle.
 

Amnestic

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Article said:
The health ministry has reported that 151 flu patients up to age 17 demonstrated abnormal behavior between late September and mid-November, including acting violently or uttering gibberish.
Violence and/or speaking gibberish=zombie-like behaviour?

I thought most zombies either a) screamed or b) moaned. Never babbled.

Nice inaccurate title there, twit. The word 'zombie' isn't mentioned even once in the article, just 'abnormal behaviour'.
 

RabidusUnus

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Can I be in? *raises pitiful .22 revolver* Hold up. *drives to dads house, LOADS UP, and drives back* Ok, there.

Contents of the gun van are as follows: Two 20 Gauge shotguns one single shot, one pump.
One 12 Gauge double barrel
One Ruger Mini 14
Two Ruger 10/22 carbine rifles
Two .45 Colt Peacemaker Replicas
Two .32 Birdshead revolvers
One .357 Revolver
One .44 MAG Winchester 1894 replica.
One .32 Kel-Tec defense pistol
One Old .22 rifle
One 12 Gauge Goose Gun bolt action 36" barrel. MAY OR MAY NOT fire succesfully.


Approx. 200 rounds of .44, 300 of .32, 100 of .45, 1000 of .22, 50 12 gauge shells and 60 20 gauge shells.

My dad's gun closet is enough for the zombie apocalypse.

We can camp in his basement, where he keeps about 4 months worth of canned food and bottled water.
 

annoyinglizardvoice

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"The health ministry has reported that 151 flu patients up to age 17 demonstrated abnormal behavior between late September and mid-November, including acting violently or uttering gibberish." (quoted from report)
Japan considers violence and giberish to be abnormal in teenagers? That nation seriously needs to get out more.
Just to be save, I say we decapitate all violent teenagers, just to make sure there's no zombie uprising :)
 

RabidusUnus

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Lizard, don't decapitate them, divvy em up, and put 30 of them in 5 major nations. We give them two days to breed, then we fight!
 

KiruTheMant

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a great trick is 2 balloons full of CY2 and a Matchbook.Make a skin disolving virus to kill em
 

silverbullet1989

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Psychosocial said:
silverbullet1989 said:
crowbar or cricket bat.... choices choices choices
TheGreatCoolEnergy said:
Time to bring out the old crowbar.
Didn't you guys play Half Life 2? The crowbar sucks balls against the zombies, it works, but you'll always take a hit as well. Is it really worth it?!

The shotgun is where it's at.
yes but it works on l4d 2 :p wunder if there would be a kamakazi-esc special infected zombie....
 

IxionIndustries

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What, exactly, are they doing? It just says "abnormal behavior".. Can someone please clarify what this entails for me? Are they walking around, moaning or what?

Sorry, read right past it...

That is fucking wierd.. Good thing I've got my survival group ready...
 

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i'm gonna be preparing with darkside chronicles.

no zombie's gonna chew my ass out.
 

Amnestic

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IdealistCommi said:
Amnestic said:
Article said:
The health ministry has reported that 151 flu patients up to age 17 demonstrated abnormal behavior between late September and mid-November, including acting violently or uttering gibberish.
Violence and/or speaking gibberish=zombie-like behaviour?

I thought most zombies either a) screamed or b) moaned. Never babbled.

Nice inaccurate title there, twit. The word 'zombie' isn't mentioned even once in the article, just 'abnormal behaviour'.
It appears he just put that word in there because some people would not even read the ativle, and just make a joke about trying to survive.
Apparently he was right, judging by the responses.

It's in the first bloody paragraph of the article as well. Haruhi's Bunny-Ears, come on. This is just embarassing.

Oh well, whatever, go back to your L4D, Resident Evil and World War Z references. I'll stop trying to inject reality into a news article.